The Japanese are releasing a Nicolas Cage snack.
To promote Army of One’s Japanese release, the actor’s face is being plastered on the popular puffed corn snack Umaibou, or the not-so-originally titled Delicious Snack.
However, the Nic version will be titled Deluxe Delicious Snack Nicolastick. In limited numbers, they’ll be available to cinemagoers who buy tickets to the movie early at certain venues.
Army of One is a movie where Cage sets off to find and defeat Osama Bin Laden. To get a feel for what that movie is about, at one point when Cage’s character slacks off due to a romantic subplot, God shows up in human form at a bar and admonishes Cage for. quote: ‘Letting woman shit get in the way of man business’.
Of course the real question is, how would it compare to Steven Seagal’s Lightning Bolt?