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Seagal Says Neither Van Damme Nor Michael Jai White Can Fight

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Who are the toughest guys in Hollywood?  Chuck Norris perhaps?  Not according to Steven Seagal, who dismisses Chuck Norris as too old.  What about Michael Jai White, or Jean Claude Van Damme?

Well, if you think that, Sensei Seagal wants to laugh in your face!

In the following video interview, when asked that very question, about Michael Jai White and Jean Claude Van Damme, Seagal says that the question is only worthy of laughter. Does he think Van Damme is a tough guy?  No.  Or Michael Jai White?  Certainly not.  What about Dolph Lundgren?  The wise master nods in disagreement there too, but stops short of saying Dolph also can’t fight.

The discussion takes place around the 25th minute of this video.  Also around the 18th minute, Mr. Seagal speaks as if he is a former member of the special forces, where he describes them not as ‘they’ but ‘we’.  Fascinating!

78 Comments

  1. anonymous...

    April 1, 2015 at 7:07 pm

    Holy fuckballs! I didn’t realize how arrogant Steven was…i knew he was out of shape, i knew he was an asshole…but wow! just wow! I now do not want him in Expendales…When steven was in his youthful prime and lived in Japan and fought for real on the streets…then yes..he could get away with saying this. But…steven is way out of shape and way too old to say these things, yes he was once a legit tough guy who was real. But that was in the 80s. He’s an old fat man who can barely kick. Jet Li is a martial arts expert too but he’s a little guy – who much damage could jet do?. Michael Jai White is a bodybuilder, and knows several disciplines of Martial Arts, he’s a champion and has trained under many well known masters, and trains with boxers too and is in super shape at age 42. Seagal is an old fat man who is WAY past his prime. I realize now that Seagal is mentally on another planet…but whatever everybody is entitled to their own opinion.

    • SSV Super Strange Video

      July 28, 2017 at 7:32 am

      Ha where the fuck have you been? Been like that his entire fucking useless life!

      • sameer albalushi

        November 4, 2017 at 12:45 am

        Fuck you asshole !!!!!!!!!

  2. anonymous...

    April 1, 2015 at 7:20 pm

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgqB_gaa2II

    Michael doesn’t really respect segal either…but its all good. we all have eyes..

    • Mucho Macho

      April 1, 2015 at 9:52 pm

      *Thanx for the interview.
      i thought it was very poignant when he said “JCVD is a good man..he has only done bad things to himself”

    • Michael Pearce

      April 2, 2015 at 12:40 am

      Seagal dont use front kicks that often but he could do em when he has to. He practiced some of that under master Fumio Demura, from whom he got his black belt in Karate. Seagal is not just an Aikido expert, but is also well versed in several other martial arts. He’s also one of the worlds foremost experts in sword fighting and is an expert marksman with guns.

      • Mucho Macho

        April 2, 2015 at 4:00 am

        Yes sir! Thank you
        Respect to the sensei👍
        i’m his second in command u know

      • Walter S.A. Iego

        April 4, 2015 at 9:06 pm

        How fast can he swallow a doughnut; that’s what I want to know.

        • SSV Super Strange Video

          July 28, 2017 at 7:39 am

          In the wink of an eye!

      • SSV Super Strange Video

        July 28, 2017 at 7:38 am

        Haa yeah right, the only system he really knows is running off at his fat mouth and hiding from everyone! Are you his fucking mommy dipshit?

  3. Barney Ross

    April 1, 2015 at 7:56 pm

  4. Georg Walker

    April 1, 2015 at 8:03 pm

    Completely hilarious.

    • Mucho Macho

      April 1, 2015 at 10:03 pm

      ⬇⬇

      • Georg Walker

        April 1, 2015 at 10:21 pm

        You can see him laughing alright

        • Mucho Macho

          April 2, 2015 at 12:07 am

          Lol
          hey that actin takes years of practice

  5. 123

    April 1, 2015 at 9:06 pm

    Haha seagals always talk s out of his ass got to love him though. In his current physical shape he wouldn’t last 2 mins against Michael jai white who’s in peak condition. Van damne I’m not sure weren’t they going to have a fight at a Stallone party decades ago lol. The really fight between them should be there current dtv sales lol who can make the most in a calender year “seagal”.

    • Eddie Battikha

      February 25, 2017 at 9:41 am

      I saw Seagal on TV as a Cop and he said Van Damme always runs away from him. I heard the audio on Howard Stern when Stallone was on, he said Van Damme wanted to fight outside because of the nice furniture in his mansion, Stallone said Van Damme was too strong and that Seagal didn’t want any part of it. After Seagal left he went to a night club and Van Damme followed him there but of course Segal was too scared.

      • Jordan

        April 20, 2017 at 9:21 pm

        Stallone even admitted seagal would shit it from van damme l. Wanted none of it. He seen it.

        • Eddie Battikha

          April 20, 2017 at 9:34 pm

          Ya man Seagal always said Van Damme was fake, but was chicken to fight him outside Stallones backyard at his Mansion because of the nice furniture in Stallones mansion, Van Damme was so mad he even followed Seagal to a night club after to fight him and it just never happened.

          • SSV Super Strange Video

            July 28, 2017 at 7:36 am

            Because Steven “the faggot” (suck it all) is all talk and nothing more.

          • sameer albalushi

            November 4, 2017 at 12:27 am

            Yeah , just like you . You little ugly punk ass bitch .

          • SSV Super Strange Video

            November 4, 2017 at 3:31 am

            Ha your single, white trash mommy didn’t complain about me last night jock strap! She did say you need to leave her basement and get a real job though, you faggot Muslim terrorist coward : )

          • sameer albalushi

            November 4, 2017 at 4:24 am

            Don’t worry . Cause I’m comin , I’m comin to finish the job . I’m gonna rape your all fuckin family and specially your whory mom and sisters and when I’m done with that , I’m gonna come after you to beat the shit out of you .

      • SSV Super Strange Video

        July 28, 2017 at 7:34 am

        Too fat : )

        • sameer albalushi

          November 4, 2017 at 12:25 am

          Yeah , even fatter than your own mommy you little gay bitch .

          • SSV Super Strange Video

            November 4, 2017 at 3:29 am

            Ha another illegal faggot Muslim alien who is using his single, white trash mommy’s pc to talk shit.

          • sameer albalushi

            November 4, 2017 at 4:33 am

            Oh yeah !!!!! You liitle gay shit ass phanzy . I’m gonna fuck you up so bad that you are gonna wish to die . I assure you I won’t finish you off until I make sure that you are watching and witnessing each and every last miserable breath of your entire faggot family .

          • sameer albalushi

            November 4, 2017 at 4:36 am

            Don’t worry asshole , the end of your days is near .

          • sameer albalushi

            November 4, 2017 at 4:46 am

            I just want you to see and watch how I’m gonna end your whole pitful and disgusting little gay family . I’m gonna burn it all to the ground .

          • sameer albalushi

            November 4, 2017 at 4:49 am

            Last but not least , You’re the next on my list .

          • sameer albalushi

            November 4, 2017 at 4:54 am

            If you ever think even for a second what’s gonna happen to your shit hole family is horrible , wait to see what I’m gonna do to you . you little shit ass fuck .

          • sameer albalushi

            November 4, 2017 at 5:05 am

            First , I’m gonna fuck up your face and then skin you alive . Before I kill you I will tear your fuckin heart out just to show it to you . Finally , I am gonna hang you in a very hot as hell desert .

          • sameer albalushi

            November 5, 2017 at 4:38 am

            Hey bitch

        • sameer albalushi

          November 4, 2017 at 7:23 am

          Actually , your sluty mom is sucking on my dick right now .

  6. Mucho Macho

    April 1, 2015 at 10:04 pm

    ⬇⬇⬇

  7. Mucho Macho

    April 1, 2015 at 10:10 pm

    I believe Sensei Seagal.
    I’ve trained with him…
    We Special Forces..
    You are all jokes..
    That’s why we laugh..
    Sensei has powers
    🔽

    • jim

      April 2, 2015 at 2:22 am

      Hilarious interview. We knew he was deluded but it’s still funny as fuck. Being famous makes you stupid.

      • Mucho Macho

        April 2, 2015 at 2:55 am

        Don’t make fun of my sensei!!
        We are special forces!
        He banged Kelly Lebrock in her prime
        He used his special powers!
        He can bitch-slap Michael Jai White with minimal effort & with his eyes closed.
        Sensei can beat Chuck Norris in his sleep..
        …i’ve been brainwashed by the Seagal cult!
        Lol
        he used to be so cool.
        but i give him something..some of his interviews are better than his movies. These interviews are entertaining as fuck!
        I would love to interview him..i would go along with every crazy shit that came to mind.
        His Special Forces Career, Callin Jai White a pussy..i will urge him on!

        • SSV Super Strange Video

          July 28, 2017 at 7:46 am

          Do you go to the same psychiatrist as he does? Haa

        • sameer albalushi

          November 4, 2017 at 12:51 am

          Special forces in your mommy’s ass . You little masked bitch .

      • SSV Super Strange Video

        July 28, 2017 at 7:45 am

        He was stupid before he lost his mind, where the fuck have you been, up his ass? Haa

        • sameer albalushi

          November 4, 2017 at 7:35 am

          You little fuckin worm. You’re going to die like a fuckin dog .

        • sameer albalushi

          November 4, 2017 at 7:36 am

          How is your fucked up little sister ? ha?

        • sameer albalushi

          November 4, 2017 at 7:39 am

          Look at your ass now . It so fucked up , just like your piece of garbage mommy .

        • sameer albalushi

          November 4, 2017 at 7:45 am

          Yeah , you little sissy !!!!!!! You can run but you can’t hide .

        • sameer albalushi

          November 4, 2017 at 7:48 am

          What’s the matter you little phanzy ? cat cut your tongue? or you’re just too busy geeting raped by your ugly trash mommy again ??!!!!!!!!

        • sameer albalushi

          November 4, 2017 at 7:49 am

          YOU SON OF A WHORE !!!!!!!!!!

        • sameer albalushi

          November 4, 2017 at 7:50 am

          SUCK IT !!!!!!!!

        • sameer albalushi

          November 4, 2017 at 7:50 am

          BITCH !!!!!!!!!

      • Mucho Macho

        April 2, 2015 at 3:58 am

        Lol
        My Sensei is teaching that small town, run of the mill sheriff how to Bitch-Slap Miscreants who get out of line.
        Please don’t be 1
        Those karate chops are Lethal!
        As far as the cake goes..it was the sensei’s birthday..he had to have his cake that his Special Forces buddies brought him after they all completed a successful covert mission in the Middle East led by the sensei.

    • SSV Super Strange Video

      July 28, 2017 at 7:44 am

      Silly string! Woooowwwwwww!

      • sameer albalushi

        November 4, 2017 at 7:37 am

        You stupid fuck !!!!!!!!!

      • sameer albalushi

        November 4, 2017 at 7:43 am

        By this time next week , you and your entire shit hole family are so fuckin dead .

  8. Shawn Gordon

    April 2, 2015 at 12:03 am

    What was that movie called he made on the boat “Blow Hard”.

    • SSV Super Strange Video

      July 28, 2017 at 7:43 am

      No, it was “Steven suck it all blows New York” I believe : )

  9. GWB

    April 3, 2015 at 2:31 pm

    Norris would beat that bloated ego filled bastard to a pult

    • dan t.

      August 16, 2015 at 4:41 am

      You have lost your mind. Norris is sad to watch. His technique has never been close to the art. I should know. I have sparred with him a few times and if you are good, he will stop the sparring quick.

  10. toddg

    January 10, 2017 at 9:37 am

    He would beat van damn to..van damn wants to fight a featherweight that won a gold medal..guess he has to fight someone like that since he would lose to seagal or lungren..thats a laugh..i wish i wouldve gotton into martial arts when i was a kid i would be a 7th or 8th degree blackbelt right now and i would hunt van damn down and beat his wife beating pompus showoff ass right on tv in hollywood…

    • Jordan

      April 20, 2017 at 9:24 pm

      Cunt. Van damme was middleweight champion 19 fights 18 wins 1 lose and the lose was avenged to a sec k.o. you couldn’t knockout a shit.

    • Eddie Battikha

      April 20, 2017 at 9:43 pm

      Go look up the audio on youtube when Stallone was on Howard Stern, he said Van Damme challenged Seagal to fight in his backyard because of the nice furniture at his mansion. Seagal was too scared to fight him. Van Damme then followed Seagal to a night club after and it just never happened.

    • SSV Super Strange Video

      July 28, 2017 at 7:41 am

      Are you his fucking mommy dipshit? Are just plain ignorant and lost in Holly land?

  11. gparmar76

    March 22, 2017 at 6:42 pm

    Segal, a champion tough guy…In his own mind.

    • SSV Super Strange Video

      July 28, 2017 at 7:40 am

      Legend in his own mind!

      • sameer albalushi

        November 4, 2017 at 12:47 am

        Just like your own mommy . Seagal is a fake bitch . Not just in his own mind but also in reality .

  12. Jordan

    April 20, 2017 at 9:26 pm

    Coming from the fat Man who was too scared to fight van damme. Seagal is awful

  13. sameer albalushi

    November 4, 2017 at 1:55 am

    I would beat the holy hell out of each and every single one of these phony action movie stars back then in their prime or even today . Just like i would beat you up guys with no problem . You little filthy , gay and shity ass bitches .

    • SSV Super Strange Video

      November 4, 2017 at 3:33 am

      Haa not what your single, white trash mommy said last night, when I had her in bed! She is tired of giving you money to buy weed though ass clown : )

      • sameer albalushi

        November 4, 2017 at 4:11 am

        Are you really sure about that you little gay shity rat ? Cause apparently the woman you had in bed last night was not other than your own old and stinky , slutty whore big piece of trash ugly mom .

      • sameer albalushi

        November 4, 2017 at 4:12 am

        Ha ha ha ha ha

      • sameer albalushi

        November 4, 2017 at 4:16 am

        That’s why you are so upset . Because your own slutty whore mom rapes you every single night and there is nothing you can do about it . You little poor ugly boy !!!!!!!

      • sameer albalushi

        November 4, 2017 at 7:14 am

        Come on bitch , bring it on …………

      • sameer albalushi

        November 5, 2017 at 4:39 am

        Fuckin little gay piece of shit

  14. Penn State Texan

    February 4, 2018 at 10:52 pm

    at least he mentions Jet Li