2/10
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REVIEW: Kill ‘Em All (2017)
This is one of the worst movies I’ve seen in years. Maybe one of the top five worst I’ve ever seen and God knows, I’ve...
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[REVIEW] Age Of Kill (2015)
Runtime: 85 Mins Rated: 18 What To Expect: Film waste, from the bowels of DTV hell This thing has been laying on top of my...
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[REVIEW] Resident Evil Retribution (2012)
Runtime: 96 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: Another Paul W.S. Anderson bowel movement Malaria. Ebola. Gang rape. These are the experiences I’d rather endure...
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REVIEW: Terminator Genisys (2015) Screenplay
Runtime: 130 Mins (est) What To Expect: A screenplay that makes Rise of the Machines and even Sarah Connor Chronicles look like master works After...
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REVIEW: Vice (2015)
Runtime: 96 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: Bruce Willis cameoing in truly dire DTV schlock to make a buck, can’t be bothered to learn...
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REVIEW: Tekken 2: Kazuya’s Revenge (2014)
Runtime: 88 Mins Rated: N/A What To Expect: Something much, much worse than that trailer Imagine that your production company one day wins the rights...
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REVIEW: Rambo: The Video Game (2014)
Playtime: 2 HrsWhat To Expect: The worst movie video game adaptation of all time. A redefinition of the word hatred. Video game adaptations of Manly...
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REVIEW: RoboCop (2014)
Runtime: 116 minutesRated: PG-13What To Expect: Pure, steaming shitNow here’s a familiar sight – a PG-13 remake of an ultraviolent Paul Verhoeven classic. First there...
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Aliens: Colonial Marines (2013)
Time for another tie-in review. Words can barely describe how shit this travesty is. But I’m going to try nonetheless. It’s supposedly a sequel to Aliens...
