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REVIEW: Extinction (2018)
Run Time: 90 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: SyFy-tier trash, but without the flippant awareness Another weekend, another turd that Netflix has pulled out...
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REVIEW: Ocean’s 8 (2018)
Run Time: 110 Mins Rated: PG-13 What To Expect: Flat humor, botox You’d have to wonder how studio execs can’t see it at this point...
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REVIEW: First Kill (2017) – Willis Screws Fans, July Edition
Run Time: 98 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: Overwritten, cheap with Willis once again MIA This isn’t a 2017 movie where Bruce Willis screws...
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REVIEW: XXX 3: The Return Of Xander Cage
Run Time: 107 mins Rated: PG-13 What To Expect: A visualized love note from Vin Diesel to himself xXx is a never has been, never...
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REVIEW: Sky on Fire (2016)
A few months ago, I saw this Chinese fantasy film called League of Gods starring Jet Li, which I thought was sure to be one of the...
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REVIEW: Precious Cargo (2016)
It took me two attempts to get through this movie, because it is bad. As usual, I felt like I wanted to cover it on...
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REVIEW: Gods Of Egypt (2016)
Swords and sandals are a go-to genre for manly movies. In the old days especially. I mean who can forget Ray Harryhausen’s masterful stop motion...
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Riot (2015) Review
It’s that time of month again, the time when another Dolph Lundgren VOD movie shows up. Aren’t they monthly now? I don’t know, man, I...
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Review: Extraction (2015) … Another Turd From Willis
It’s Christmas, so you’ll probably have better things to do than endure this vomit. I know I have better things to do, so once again...
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The Condemned 2 (2015) Review
Those with an interest in the upcoming sequel to Hard Target, a John Woo produced B-movie starring Scott Adkins, might want to pay attention to...
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REVIEW: Shark Lake (2015) Is Whale-Shit Bad
As long as Dolph Lundgren keeps making terrible movies, they will continue to get terrible reviews. At least from those of us with the persistence...
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REVIEW: Chain Of Command (2015)
I’m going to go ahead and say that watching this film in its entirety was torturous. Sometimes, I honestly wonder why I bother. I figured I’ve...
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[REVIEW] Terminator: Genisys (2015)
Runtime: 125 Mins Rated: PG-13 What To Expect: A sickly, trashy movie that makes Arnold Schwarzenegger look like an old fool I know there are...
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[REVIEW] Survivor (2015)
Runtime: 95 min Rated: R What To Expect: A really fucking boring B-movie One supposes that 2015’s Survivor was initially intended for bigger things. With...
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[REVIEW] Skin Traffik (2015)
Runtime: 97 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: A DTV cameo con job This movie, Skin Traffik, has a curiously similar title to another movie out...
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[REVIEW] Cymbeline (2015) Is An Ambush On Unsuspecting Viewers
Runtime: 98 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: A movie like Coriolanus, where the whole thing might as well be in Greek, with college campus ‘stylization’...
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[REVIEW] Blood Of Redemption (2013) Is Diarrhea
Runtime: 85 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: The equivalent of spending 85 minutes watching a turd sliding into the toilet bowl. Blood of Redemption is another...
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REVIEW: Let’s Kill Ward’s Wife (2014)
Runtime: 82 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: A totally botched attempt to mimic the Coens’ style, really bad movie I’m not going to call...
