Review: "Wanted: Dead or Alive" (1987) | ManlyMovie

Review: “Wanted: Dead or Alive” (1987)

A few days ago I was going through some old manly movies, some old catalog of films to see which underrated, underappreciated gems we could bring some much deserved, better-late-than never recognition. After a couple of minutes I had my first choice. I would like to write about the 1987 manly, underappreciated, underrated, action classic “Wanted: Dead or Alive”.

What makes this movie manly? Well, everything. Before Marvel dominated our cinemas with their own “Movie Universe” this film takes place in a little universe of it’s own. The main character of this film is named Nick Randall who is a descendant of the character Josh Randall played by manly icon Steve McQueen in the 1958 TV show by the same name.

In this film Nick Randall, played by manly man Rutger Hauer, is a former CIA agent who got tired of the politics, bureaucracy and all the bullshit and left the agency & now makes a living working as a bounty hunter. Randall was doing his thing, capturing and bringing to justice for some good cash money criminal cancers of society until one day terrorist criminal mastermind Malak Al Rahim played by rock legend Gene Simmons arrives in the United States. Rahim soon after arriving in the U.S. declares war on America by committing terrorist acts. The police department calls Nick Randall in to help. Now Nick, working with his friend former cop Danny (William Russ) and his old partner (Robert Guillaume), signs on for the manly mission of bringing Malak Al Rahim down.

As one can imagine this movie was not a critics favorite. Often time critics point at cliches to single out the so-called crappiness of a film. Films of today also have their share of cliches but upon further examination, I’ll stick with the cliches of the 1980s action movie better. This movie has a ton of cliches of the times but they’re fucking great & I get great enjoyment out of them.

Have you guys noticed how so many of our old-school manly heroes in their respective movies,whether it was Eastwood, Stallone or Sensei Seagal to name a few, intervened in a robbery that was taking place in a supermarket, grocery store or liquor store? Well there’s a reason for that. You see these sacred establishments provide food, snacks, alcoholic beverages and condoms to manly citizens whom at some point in the day or night might require them & is the duty of our manly heroes to protect such sacred establishments from criminal scum. Randall not only foils a robbery but captures the criminal & brings him to the police station inside the trunk of his car took to collect the bounty. That’s a “Boss Move” right there.

Another thing that 80s and early 90s action movies feature a lot were the awesome apartments or “man-caves” that our manly heroes lived in. They always seemed to have the latest in home theater technology like LaserDiscs, plus a bar, cool neon light signs hanging from the walls, the works. These were apartments or “man-caves” that a young boy will look at and think to himself “When I grow up I want to have a place just like that, a place where me and my friends can get together, eat chicken wings, drink a lot of beer, watch the Super Bowl and hot chicks can come over and be fucked by me!” See these manly motherfuckers motivated us in more ways than one. I swear to God when I was a kid I thought cops or law enforcement people made “Brain Surgeon Money” judging by the places they lived in these movies.

In this movie Nick Randall takes it one step further. This manly man not only has a boat but he also set up residence in an abandoned factory of sorts in a shitty part of town and he turned it into his own fucking secured loft/ lair. Inside he has a kitchen, a workspace, a gym, living room area with stereo and TV, a basketball hoop, foosball table, target practice gallery, cars and motorcycles, plus the ever essential Vault like room which is super secured from the rest of the place and inside has a shitload of weapons and the latest high-tech computer which clearly he uses to identify and locate criminal scum with. I mean Batman would be proud of this motherfucker.

An important ingredient of these movies is the villain, which at times is an underrated aspect of these type of films. A great villain can elevate these type of movies because if the movie does not feature a great villain then you don’t feel the burden the hero has to carry or the challenges he must overcome. The villain of this movie is played by Gene Simmons and I must say in this film he does a great job bringing the scum arab terrorist to life. For kids in the 70s and 80s who loved rock music, chances were they were into kiss. Simmons wanted to venture into acting and broke into films by mostly playing villains. He was the villain in Michael Crichton’s 1984 movie “Runaway” starring the manly man with the manly mustache Tom Selleck


Simmons also played a villain in a movie that’s kind of hard to describe. Let’s just say think of the 80s, a lot of cocaine, plus a film camera and you probably get the best description of this movie. It’s one of those “it’s so bad it’s great” movie from the 80s. The film is titled “Never Too Young To Die” and in it Gene Simmons plays a hermaphrodite villain by the name of Velvet Von Ragnar…yep😂 Oh, & the hero is named Stargrove and is played by Uncle Jesse himself John Stamos. If you love bad movies from the 80s, this one is a must-see.


I gotta say that “Wanted:Dead or Alive” features one of the most diabolical acts ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever in the history of film. In this movie that anti-American terrorist piece of Middle Eastern Shit Rahim does something so sinister, so evil that it caused me to have nightmares. It was a traumatic experience for me to watch this unfold before my very eyes on a screen. In this movie the terrorists blow up a movie theater that was showing the movie “Rambo”. That was just wrong , you just don’t do that shit, that shit was pure evil.

So many manly men lost their lives on that day inside that cinema, as well as many children who were watching that instructional guide to manhood on the big screen. Today such an act of violence would be applauded by Beta-Males who cried when their precious Hillary lost the election and went outside and blocked traffic while wearing vagina hats but to a boy like me, who dreamed of one day joining The Cobra Kai Karate Dojo and playing with Elisabeth Shue’s glorious tits, watching a movie theater showing “Rambo” exploding was just a heartbreaking experience.

These motherfuckers had to pay and Rutger Hauer was the man who was going to collect. Randall & Rahim were on a collision course that even cost Randall a great deal personally. This led to a satisfying conclusion & not to give anything away but the way our manly Bounty Hunter avenged the lives of the victims was another great “Boss Move” by our hero.

Sadly this movie never caught on the way that I thought it should. It debuted on the weekend of January 16th 1987 at the number 8 spot at the box office grossing over 2 million dollars on opening weekend and it went on to gross a total of $7,555,000 at the box office. In the late 80s it used to air frequently on cable and it gained a little bit of a bigger audience on video rentals as well. But time unfortunately has left a lot of movies like this in the rearview mirror so we have to hit the brakes, put it in reverse and get them.

If you like old-school action movies from the 1980s and you enjoy movies were the hero is an Alpha Dog who breaks all the rules to get the bad guy then this is a movie action fans of the era should enjoy. It’s full of 80s cliches but in my book those are fucking great, so if you’ve never seen it, watch it or if you haven’t seen it in a long time, it’s time to ReDiscover it. Judging it by it’s genre, it’s a cool 80s action movie in my opinion.





















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    August 16, 2017 at 4:23 am

    Great review as always, man. Thanks! This is another one I haven’t seen but will definitely go rent.

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      Mucho Macho

      August 16, 2017 at 6:35 am

      Gracias my amigo.
      I think you’ll like it.

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      The Night Rider

      August 16, 2017 at 8:12 am

      Same here, not seen, now interested.

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      August 17, 2017 at 2:27 am

      Me too!

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    Stig Johansen

    August 16, 2017 at 8:51 am

    Great review! I’d give it a 7/10 though. 9 is pushing it, I think. But hey. We both like a great, underrated movie.

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    Haseeb Uddin Ahmad

    August 16, 2017 at 10:54 am

    First saw this in 1994 when a mate taped it for me off Sky but the sound was seriously screwed up. A few years later watched it on video and liked it. Have it on DVD. First Rutger film I watched.

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      David Barber

      August 18, 2017 at 12:17 am

      A mate of mine loved The Hitcher. Kept talking about the scene in the diner when the lad discovers a severed finger instead of a chip. Wanted : Dead Or Alive deserved a sequel and the cinema that was showing Rambo blowing up was ironic because Rutger worked with Stallone on Nighthawks back in 1980 and the two did not like each other at all according to what people said. Sly was very mean and cocky towards him and Rutger did not have a happy time on his first American film. In a 1982 interview to promote Blade Runner, Rutger even said that he wanted to carry on making different types of films and playing other characters rather than do something like Rocky 6. Another barb at his rival.

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    August 16, 2017 at 1:56 pm

    Saw it once before. Great movie. It ranks on the list of best movies that rutger Hauer ever did along with blade runner, ladyhawke, nighthawks, the hitcher, split second, blind fury and flesh & blood. I can see why rutger Hauer was considered for roles in lethal weapon as Martin Riggs, the kurgan in highlander and the title role of robocop.

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    August 16, 2017 at 2:13 pm

    Another great review, friend, and agreed, this is one massively overlooked 80s action gem with a rare heroic lead turn by Rutger Hauer. Was introduced to this movie by my old man (he loves old school actioners) and I have to say, thanks pops.

    The ending alone was fucking brilliant, pure cinematic catharsis, elevated this from a 7 to a straight up 9 for me

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      Mucho Macho

      August 16, 2017 at 4:56 pm

      Thanx bro.
      The movie is a 7 or above film, depending on what you like. Some of these movies that I loved as a kid I still have a childlike enthusiasm for them. So even though a 7 will be the rating for a lot of people, I thought too many cool things in it within the context of the genre is in for me not to give it a higher rating. As I always say when it comes to these movies, “absence makes the heart grow fonder” and I just appreciate them more now that we barely get them.

      Hauer should’ve play more characters like this one for sure

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        August 17, 2017 at 3:29 am

        The worse modern films get, the better the older stuff starts to look.

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          Mucho Macho

          August 17, 2017 at 3:46 am

          Tell me about .
          I have a list of new things I need to watch but lots of times I just keep going back to old stuff📼

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            August 17, 2017 at 4:25 am

            I hear ya. I buy a lot of new releases on dvd/bluray but rarely watch them more than once. (If at all.) The exception being anything that strikes me as a throwback (like Taken or John Wick).

            My favorite stuff to buy has always been catalogue titles. Unfortunately they get harder to find in stores every year.

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            Mucho Macho

            August 17, 2017 at 4:56 am

            Sadly with the closing down of video stores and other places where they sold movies you just don’t find them like we used to.
            There was a store that I used to frequent a little bit over a decade ago and they sold so many used DVDs but in great condition & they sold even obscured titles that when saw them on the store you were reminded of them. I was one of those guys that when I went to the video store I spend time checking out old titles to see what I miss or what have not seen in a long time. I miss that.

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            August 17, 2017 at 1:47 pm

            I miss stores like that too that sold movies like that. Especially hollywood video which had more good old movies that blockbuster and other video stores i know did not have. Especially copies of the original version of blade runner as well as the directors cut.

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            Mucho Macho

            August 17, 2017 at 4:00 pm

            Those were the days.
            Can’t believe we are in a world where they mostly don’t exist anymore

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            August 18, 2017 at 1:25 pm

            Yeah that’s true. Wish they brought it back like they brought back the 45 vinyl records.

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            Mucho Macho

            August 18, 2017 at 5:55 pm

            Never forget 📼📼📼📼📼📼

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    August 16, 2017 at 7:05 pm

    This is best review yet Mucho. Never heard of this one though I always thought Rutger should’ve had a much better career post Bladerunner & The Hitcher. Now after reading this I HAVE to see it or turn in my manly card. I gotta see it just to see that awesome sounding man lair that’d put mine to shame.

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    August 16, 2017 at 7:20 pm

    My first thought was “Yeah this is up there with Runaway”. Upon scrolling down and seeing that glorious trailer for Runaway, my second thought was “FUCK YES!!!!”

    The fact that the review doesn’t end without hitting the trifecta of Never Too Young To Die is just icing on the cake.

    (Best line: “Simmons also played a villain in a movie that’s kind of hard to describe.”)

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      Mucho Macho

      August 17, 2017 at 1:46 am

      😀”Runaway” is another awesome 80s movie. Worth a future review👍

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    August 17, 2017 at 3:25 am

    Speaking of Rutger Hauer, I saw he’s starring in a new cyberpunk horror game that just came out this week and looks all kinds of awesome.

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      Mucho Macho

      August 17, 2017 at 3:44 am

      First time seeing this…thanx👍
      Hauer has his own website too.

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    Eric Hutchison

    August 19, 2017 at 5:16 pm

    I own this one on DVD. Rutger was good, and my favorite role other than The Hitcher…..which is criminally impossible to get a good copy of on DVD or blu-ray.

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      Mucho Macho

      August 24, 2017 at 10:36 pm

      I bought “The Hitcher” on DVD a few years back however they don’t seem to have made more copies of the movie & the ones on the market or in circulation are those they made years ago. Mine looks okay but by no means is HD.