Things You Didn’t Know About Steven Seagal: Part 1
5) Mr. Seagal Has His Own Energy Drink Brand. It Has “UNTOLD NATURAL POWER”
To hell with Red Bull and all those other inferior drinks. Steven Seagal has now brought us a drink of his own. From the official website it is described as the culmination of a (possiblly spiritual) journey Seagal had in research, that led to a drink containing ‘untold natrual power’. Yes, that is directly from the sales pitch. A man, possibly a student of Steve’s, looking to better himself in life, otherwise known as some guy from Agony Booth, dared to sample the ‘mysterious’ beverage. Behold his findings;
“Then I took my first sip. Nothing in this world could have prepared me for that. The initial thought that came rushing into my mind was from a deep, dark place: Oh, that’s bad. The second sip was even worse. This was when I first noticed the awful aftertaste. Initially, it reminded me of rancid peaches, but it quickly went downhill from there.
It took a third sip for me to really identify what was so awful about this drink: It has the distinct flavor of cigarettes. Seriously, this stuff tastes like Steven Seagal himself put out his cigarette in this very can. I kept peeking inside the mouth hole to see if I could spot one floating around down there.”
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