Chuck’s Son: Leftists Poisoned Me At Film Event

Chuck Norris’ son, Mike Norris, appears to be moving further into the movie business.  He’s the man behind this year’s political thriller ‘Amerigeddon’.  It is a movie from the Norris family that challenges the status quo and acts as a metaphor when the police state comes knocking on your door.

‘When a terrorist attack fries the entire power grid and spins the country into chaos, a young Army officer, his maverick mentor and elite group must team up to fight back against the hidden powers that threaten to turn America into a police state.’  The movie is telling us that the police state is already here, apparently.

However, Mr. Norris is convinced that his anti-regime movie has made him much more of a target than even the typical patriot.  Norris claims that what I can only assume were agents of the state came after him, poisoning him.

While promoting the movie recently at a film event, his assailant struck.  Mr. Norris told TRUNEWS that a mysterious man wearing a dark grey suit approached Norris in the theater’s lobby. The unknown man brushed Norris’ back, touched his neck, leaned up close to the film director and said, “Interesting film.”

Norris drove to Dayton on Sunday afternoon for the next showing on Sunday evening at the Regal Fairfield Commons theater. During the 7:20 PM showing, Norris started noticing swelling and itching in his face.  After speaking to the audience, the film director went to his Dayton hotel. He was awakened at 3:30 AM by extreme facial pain. Norris told TRUNEWS, “My face was on fire.” A golf ball-size lump had appeared on his neck where the itching had started on Sunday evening. A red rash had spread across his face and neck.

Norris sought medical attention and was informed that nothing internal was amiss, but he likely came into contact with some type of poisonous toxin.  Norris is now awaiting blood tests to determine the nature of the substance.  Perhaps another human borne of a normal man may not have survived.