DIE HARD IS BACK, SORT OF

Turns out it was an advert for a car battery – that tease over the weekend by Bruce Willis’ daughter.  Still, it’s probably better than the last film, is it not?  The return of Theo (Clarence Gilyard) was a nice inclusion for this, because as we know, he is one of the few villains not killed by John McClane.

A new chapter in the DieHard story begins. Watch as John McClane faces off against old foes and crosses paths with old friends. From fighting his way to Advance Auto Parts to racing against the clock to install his new DieHard Battery – McClane will stop at nothing, to start his car again.

I was going to shit on Willis for demonstrating a new low in greed, when folks sent in tips that it was nothing more than a car battery advert, but to be honest, this is a fun trailer.

We have Argyle… next we need, of course, Dick Thornburg.  And yes, William Artherton is still alive.  Eat your heart out Channel 5!