NEWS: NEESON, KARATE KID, CHINA SHITS ON BOND…

NO TIME TO DIE LAUGHING

Here’s a parody from Uncle Xi.  The Chinese have taken a shit on western intelligence services, by way of the James Bond franchise.

I’m gonna tell you something, it’s still better than No Time to Die…

THE KARATE KID

Here is a deleted scene from The Karate Kid.  The scene was floating around the ‘net in recent years in atrocious VHS bootleg quality, before appearing in Season 4 of Cobra Kai and now on YouTube.

Evidently, after trying to assault Johnny Lawrence on a beach before trying to steal his woman, Lawrence seeks revenge on sex fiend Daniel LaRusso by pulling a prank on him.  But LaRusso once again escalates things to violence.

Check out the laugh from Tommy at 0:26!

BLACKLIGHT

Liam Neeson keeps pumping them actioners out, eh? He’s like a more premium version of Walter_B.  Above is the trailer for Blacklight.

Synopsis: Travis Block (Liam Neeson) is a government operative coming to terms with his shadowy past. When he discovers a plot targeting U.S. citizens, Block finds himself in the crosshairs of the FBI director (Aidan Quinn) he once helped protect.

That’s about as generic as it gets, but you know the deal with Neeson… there’s always a chance it’s gonna be watchable.  This one is released on in month’s time.

Thanks to: Sergei