2010s
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REVIEW: These Final Hours (2014)
Runtime: 87 Mins Rated: NR What To Expect: A robust, manly Aussie apocalypse thriller The horror genre has practically become synonymous with paranormal overtones,...
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REVIEW: 300: Rise Of An Empire (2014)
Runtime: 102 MinsRated: RWhat To Expect: 100 minutes of dull unworthiness descending upon you. I’m not sure if you’ve noticed but the trend these...
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REVIEW: Escape Plan (2013) Blu Ray
Runtime: 180 Mins TotalRating: RWhat To Expect: A release worthy of the movie if not overly thorough We declared Escape Plan to be the Manliest...
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REVIEW: True Detective Season One (2014)
Runtime: 360 MinsRated: TV-MAWhat To Expect: Class actors working from class writingAs mentioned in our recent editorial on the growing value of TV, if you’ve...
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REVIEW: Rambo: The Video Game (2014)
Playtime: 2 HrsWhat To Expect: The worst movie video game adaptation of all time. A redefinition of the word hatred. Video game adaptations of Manly...
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REVIEW: 3 Days to Kill (2014)
Runtime: 117 minutesRated: PG-13What To Expect: Kevin Costner being a badassLuc Besson’s EuropaCorp production company are renowned for bankrolling modestly-budgeted action films featuring recognisable actors....
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REVIEW: Reasonable Doubt (2014)
Runtime: 90 minutesRated: RWhat to Expect: Sam Jackson sleepwalking, and Marvel’s current Howard Stark trying to be an action heroReasonable Doubt should be a great...
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REVIEW: Devil’s Pass (2013)
Runtime: 100 minsRated: RWhat to Expect: Renny Harlin doing crappy found footage horrorRenny Harlin’s filmography varies wildly in quality, ranging from fantastic action films (Die...
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REVIEW: RoboCop (2014)
Runtime: 116 minutesRated: PG-13What To Expect: Pure, steaming shitNow here’s a familiar sight – a PG-13 remake of an ultraviolent Paul Verhoeven classic. First there...
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REVIEW: The Art Of The Steal (2013)
Runtime: 90 MinsRated: RWhat To Expect: An expletive-laden Ocean’s 11 There’s an exchange in this movie between Jay Baruchel and a border cop. In an...
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REVIEW: Welcome To The Jungle (2014)
Runtime: 95 MinsRated: RWhat To Expect: Not much Van Damme, not much humorThis is only Jean Claude Van Damme’s third foray into comedy. The first...
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RoboCop (2014) Screenplay Review
Updated: I’m bumping this back to the top. It’s an old entry from 2012 when this site was still a blog. It’s simply a...
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REVIEW: Milius (2013)
Runtime: 103 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: Anecdotes of Milius pulling guns on leftwing studio execs, insight from colossal lineup including Arnie and Eastwood...
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REVIEW: Last Vegas (2013)
Runtime: 107 MinsRating: PG-13What To Expect: Stroke jokes, Mellow humor, Tedious love triangleThe concept of a bunch of bachelors headed to Vegas to get wasted...
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REVIEW: Grudge Match (2013)
Runtime: 113 MinsRated: PG-13Stallone has had a killer streak of Manly Movies since his ‘comeback’ way back in 2006 with Rocky Balboa, or even arguably...
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REVIEW: Lone Survivor (2013)
Runtime: 110 MinsRated: R Not much was expected of this movie, at least with people who’d heard that Peter Berg was on board to direct. ...
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REVIEW: Out Of The Furnace (2013)
Runtime: 116 MinsRated: RI wasn’t going to put this review up, but I decided to finish it and publish it because it is definitely one...
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REVIEW: Fury (2014) Screenplay
Runtime: 100 Mins (Est.) Rated: TBA It’s very easy to review a really bad movie or a really good movie. Mediocre movies are the real...
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REVIEW: Ninja 2: Shadow Of A Tear (2013)
Runtime: 95 MinsRated: RThis movie reminds me on 1980’s arcade beat em ups, not even the 1990’s ones, but the real old school fighters...
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REVIEW: Stalingrad (2013)
Runtime: 130 Mins Rated: R Stalingrad (2013) is a soup of sappy, overwrought pseudo philosophical old piss. You know the type, the one that thinks...
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REVIEW: The Outsider (2013)
Runtime: 90 MinsRated: RThere are basically two types of DTV/VOD movies. The filler type that just get made for the sake of it, usually cashing...
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REVIEW: Homefront (2013)
Rated: R Runtime: 100 MinsI liken Jason Statham to a modern day Charles Bronson, coming off with a solid ruggedness in his movies despite not...
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REVIEW: Force Of Execution (2013)
Runtime: 98 MinsRated: R Steven Seagal looks like a giant unearthly sow, with a peculiar roasted orange skin tone. I wonder if these are the...
