RoboCop Remake Terror May Not End At One Movie

Get Lieutenant Hedgecock on the line – there’s trouble in the tower! If you thought upcoming dog shit remake RoboCop (2014) would be a brief flash in the pan, a temporary bout of agony, you could be wrong.  Brace yourselves, Iron butt director Jose Padhila has already been heard uttering the word ‘sequel’.  “I made a closed movie—I shot RoboCop,” the filmmaker tells FilmJournal.com. “It’s its own thing, but you can do a sequel to it, no doubt about that. You can do a sequel to anything!”

Padhila, you’ve insulted this fanbase with that bastard creation of yours.  I mean, look at that picture.  Surely among the worst costume designs ever, right?  Why does RoboCop have a Robo-gut, for fucks sake?! Worse, the screenplay is like rotten eggs, with zero satire and zero violence.  RoboCop incapacitates his enemies with tazer darts.  Padhila tried to fob off PG-13 and general shittiness at Comic Con, marking a new low as a cowardly yes-man.  But we have long memories.  Padhila originally likened making the movie to being in hell.

Looks like it.