Manly Man Clint Eastwood Saves Man’s Life

To the surprise of no-one Manly Man Clint Eastwood apparently goes around saving the lives of random men dying on the spot.  Hell, he just it just recently at a golf course.  When some pissant couldn’t perform a simple task of eating cheese properly, he began to choke to death.

But Will Munny was on the scene.

“Clint saved my life,” said Steve John, director of the AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am golf tournament.  “Suddenly, I couldn’t breathe. It was as bad as it could have been.” But Eastwood approached, probably unimpressed, and performed the Heimlich manoeuvre.

“I gave him three good jolts, and that got it out,” he said.  Eastwood also casually remarked: “And then I made him drink a big glass of water with a bunch of lemon squeezed in it.”

This reminds me of Manly Man John Malkovich saving the life of another last year, when he stopped a man from bleeding to death on the side of the road… Manly.