Jackie Chan: ‘It’s Time To Kill Drug Dealers’

What to do with drug dealing scum who poison the wells of society and generally get on everyone’s nerves?  Manly man Jackie Chan has a solution – kill the bastards.  Chan is a friend of Sensei Seagal, who has spoken similar sentiments and expressed a desire to run for Governor of Arizona.  Maybe the two should team up?

Chan, whose son was jailed for drugs offences, said that with drugs “you’re hurting thousands of young children”. Jaycee Chan spent six months in prison in China after police found marijuana in his home. “I do support the death penalty,” he said. “When you’re hurting thousands and thousands of young children, I think these kind of people are useless.

“You should get the right punishment.”

Well men, I’m feeling a movie pitch coming on here.  Jackie Chan (and, possibly, Steven Seagal) in a Charlie Bronson-like vigilante feature.  Ruthless mass murder of assorted drug dealing trash.  Actually I think Seagal might have already done something like that, in the bowels of DTV land.

Wait, why are we talking about Mr. Seagal, again?