Here’s A ‘King Arthur: Legend Of The Sword’ Poster

The first poster for King Arthur: Legend of the Sword  (previously Knights of the Round Table: King Arthur) has been put online.  The movie has been directed by Guy Ritchie

In the movie, ‘The young Arthur runs the back passages of Londonium with his crew, not knowing his royal lineage until he grabs Excalibur. Instantly confronted by the sword’s influence, Arthur is forced to make up his mind. He joins the rebellion and a shadowy young woman named Guinevere, he must learn to understand the magic weapon, deal with his demons and unite the people to defeat the dictator Vortigern, the man who murdered his parents and stole his crown to become king.

But seriously.  What the fuck is going on here?  Why does  King Arthur look like he’s a poser and male model?  Was King Arthur a metrosexual?!  Is Guy Ritchie having a laugh?  Crom is unhappy…