TV Pest Trashes Best Bond

Recently James Corden, a terrible comedian from the UK who managed to worm his way into a prime time American host spot (the powers of nepotism, the only question is, who does he belong to?), was asked by one of the Kardashians to name a person who was rude to them.

Corden then said; ‘Pierce Brosnan. I don’t think he’s a rude man, he just happened to be [to me].

‘I went to see U2 and I was there with my friend Louis and his wife, and my wife, and Pierce Brosnan was with some friends and they left halfway through the gig to go off, and we left the space [for them].

‘And then they had been gone quite a long time and Bono was right there on this big runway in the middle of the show.

‘So me and my wife moved into this area, and literally, I’ve never felt anything like it, this arm went on here and just pushed me out the way. And I looked at him, and he didn’t even glance at me and he just moved back into his area.’

‘Maybe he was drunk,’ questioned Khloe.

‘Maybe he’s just a bit fucking rude,’ replied James.

The problem is that Brosnan is reknowned for being a gentleman and totally stand up guy, from cameramen and janitors all the way up to other A-listers.  But on the other hand, Corden is reknowned for being an unfunny, egotistical bag of shit.

What we can deduce here is that Mr. Brosnan, being the intelligent man that he is, is also aware of this and rightly decided to stonewall this cretin.  Corden is lucky he hasn’t tried this crap with Steven Seagal, then he’d really have something to whine about.

Of course, gentlemen, we cannot talk about TV pest James Corden without recalling his encounter with Picard.

Once, while hosting an awards ceremony, ‘comedian’ James Corden tried to supplement his lack of humour being exposing his hideous gut and insulting nominees.  Kind of like Ricky Gervais, only fatter. But equally as annoying.  But then, Picard had had enough and decided to take the TV pest to school.

See below.