SLY GETS DIVORCED, BUT WE’RE GETTING A NEW TV SHOW…

There’s news everywhere that Sylvester Stallone is getting divorced.  I didn’t think it was particularly relevant or interesting to post here, the man obviously going through some personal shit.  However some interesting news has come out of this… we’re getting a Stallone reality show.  One rep has said in response to being bombarded with divorce questions:

“Mr. Stalloneloves his family. The Stallones are presently filming a reality show together which will debut on Paramount+.”

Cool, they’re like saying it’s all bullshit. Either way, simply due to the fact that Stallone is funny as fuck and charismatic.  I suppose it’ll be like a Hogan Knows Best deal, you just know Stallone walking around telling stories about his dogs and their shitting habits is going to be golden television.  I’m not even joking here.

Speaking of dogs, Butkus has made a return.

Stallone got his woman demoted in the old ink map, although Stallone said an attempt to refresh her likeness went wrong and was replaced by Butkus.