All posts by Pvt.Caboose91
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[REVIEW] Survivor (2015)
Runtime: 95 min Rated: R What To Expect: A really fucking boring B-movie One supposes that 2015’s Survivor was initially intended for bigger things. With...
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[REVIEW] Red Hill (2010)
Runtime: 95 min Rated: R What To Expect: A very strong debut for Patrick Hughes which makes Expendables 3 look even worse. A completely badass Australian western, Red...
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[REVIEW] Commando (1985)
Runtime: 90 min Rated: R What To Expect: World War III. Though I walk through the valley of shadow and death, I shall fear no evil;...
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[REVIEW] Razorback (1984)
Runtime: 95 mins Rated: R What To Expect: Ozploitation classic worth seeing despite its flaws Razorback can best be described as Jaws in an Australian outback setting...
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[REVIEW] Mad Max 2 (1981)
Runtime: 90 mins Rated: R What To Expect: A full-blown masterpiece that hasn’t dated in the slightest. It is indeed rare to behold a sequel...
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[REVIEW] MacGruber (2010) Is Still Funny As Hell
Runtime: 90 mins Rated: R What To Expect: To laugh so hard you’ll have tears coming out of your eyes. Saturday Night Live features are distinctly hit-and-miss, as...
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[REVIEW] The Boondock Saints (1999)
Runtime: 108 mins Rated: R What To Expect: A cult classic that has endured for a reason. Shot in a month on a scant $6 million...
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10 Directors For Expendables 4
The future of Expendables 4 remains uncertain, but as rumours persist (I asked Dolph during a Q&A, and he said he’s confident it’ll happen), one...
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[REVIEW] Men of War (1994)
Runtime: 103 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: An underrated actioner that deserves your attention. Boiled down to its basic narrative constituents, Men of War is The Dirty Dozen meets Dances with...
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[REVIEW] Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
Runtime: 122 Mins Rated: PG-13 What To Expect: A wholesome, fun sci-fi fantasy adventure It’s undeniable that 2014’s Guardians of the Galaxy represents Marvel Studio’s most left-field production to date....
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[REVIEW] Skin Trade (2015) (Gold Coast Film Festival)
Runtime: 96 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: One of 2015’s action high points Skin Trade delivers on expectations. It does not exactly exceed them, but it...
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REPORT: Dolph Lundgren’s Brisbane Appearance
Last Friday, I attended a Dolph Lundgren fan event in Melbourne which I previously reported on for the site. After being so thoroughly impressed and...
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REPORT: Dolph Lundgren’s Melbourne Appearance
Dolph Lundgren is currently in Australia for his 2015 Australian tour. He will be attending Supernova at both Melbourne and Gold Coast, and doing...
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[REVIEW] Tusk (2014)
Runtime: 102 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: Another big swing and miss for Kevin Smith. There was once a time when a new Kevin Smith project was...
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[REVIEW] Fright Night (2011)
Runtime: 106 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: Better than fucking Twilight! In 1985’s Fright Night, Peter Vincent pointed out that ’80s movie-goers aren’t interested in seeing vampires (or...
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[REVIEW] Fright Night (1985)
Runtime: 106 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: Brilliantly awesome ’80s cheese with horror, humour and action. Fright Night is good old-fashioned ’80s cheese – there’s no better or...
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[REVIEW] Shakedown (1988) Is A Decent Niche Actioner
Runtime: 95 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: Exactly what’s advertised on the tin Shakedown, or Blue Jean Cop as it’s known in the Australia, is exactly the type of...
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[REVIEW] Deep Blue Sea (1999) Is One Awesome B-Movie
Runtime: 105 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: Big Dumb Fun! Flawed as it definitely is, 1999’s Deep Blue Sea is a rare type of big-budget summer...
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[REVIEW] Johnny Mnemonic (1995) Is Unintentionally Hilarious
Runtime: 96 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: Bad sci-fi redeemed by unintentional hilarity A cyberpunk action flick, Johnny Mnemonic is based on William Gibson’s short...
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[REVIEW] Soldier (1998) Is Classic ’90s Sci-Fi
Runtime: 99 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: One of Paul W.S. Anderson’s most watchable movies 1998’s Soldier is a science fiction action film written...
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[REVIEW] The Shadow (1994) Is A Great Comic Book Movie
Runtime: 108 Mins Rated: PG-13 What To Expect: A true ’90s superhero gem For Universal Studios, The Shadow was intended to be the beginning of a...
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[REVIEW] The Magnificent Seven (1960) Is Magnificent
Runtime: 128 Mins Rated: NR What To Expect: One of the best American Westerns of all time It’s strangely appropriate that John Sturges’ The Magnificent Seven is a...
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[REVIEW] Outpost (2008) Deserves Your Attention
Runtime: 90 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: A badass low-budget British indie They say war is hell, and this age-old cliché has been exemplified in pretty...
