2010s
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REVIEW: The Finest Hours (2016) Blu-Ray
I have a lot of time for disaster movies, even if some are too ready to scorn the genre. It must be the fact that...
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REVIEW: The Asian Connection (2016)
I don’t say stuff like this too often, but this is among the top five worst movies I’ve ever looked at. Steven Seagal’s Sniper: Special...
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REVIEW: Triple 9 (2016) Blu-Ray
The cast of this movie, Anthony Mackie, Aaron Paul, Norman Reedus, Clifton Collins Jr. and Casey Affleck, make up a posse of ex servicemen now...
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REVIEW: Code Of Honor (2016)
After the horrific Sniper: Special Ops, the recent Steven Seagal movie that marked possibly a new low in his career, we jump back up slightly...
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REVIEW: Kindergarten Cop 2 (2016)
I found myself almost day dreaming in this movie, which is a step up from forcibly trying to complete recent Dolph Lundgren movies. The likes...
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REVIEW: Sniper: Special Forces (2016)
This movie is a cheap, ugly, nasty piece of misery. It’s almost enough to break my willpower, even bothering with movies like this. Considering some...
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REVIEW: Precious Cargo (2016)
It took me two attempts to get through this movie, because it is bad. As usual, I felt like I wanted to cover it on...
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Review: Monkey King 2
Director: Cheang Pou Soi Starring: Aaron Kwok, Gong Li, Feng Shaofeng Here we have the sequel to The Monkey King, released back in 2014. Whilst...
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REVIEW: I Am Wrath (2016)
I wonder if John Travolta watched the movie ‘John Wick’ then, perhaps before he’d even finished watching it, called up his agent and said; “We...
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REVIEW: The Trust (2016)
I think we can all agree that Nicolas Cage has a certain gravitas, the man is almost an attraction in and of himself. One thing...
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REVIEW: The Walking Dead Season Six Sucked
I wondered several times while watching season six of The Walking Dead how much longer it would go on. Not ‘is there going to be...
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REVIEW: Countdown (2016)
Here’s a 90 minute quicksand pit of bush league boredom. And if you want my advice you should ignore this movie, even those of you...
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REVIEW: The Pacific (2010)
I never really got into this series the first time around. Couldn’t put my finger on why, aside from entire episodes devoted to tedious, washy,...
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REVIEW: The Seasoning House (2012)
Review: The Seasoning House (2012) Director: Paul Hyett Starring: Sean Pertwee, Rosie Day, Kevin Howarth Following hot on the heels of The Horseman, here’s another...
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REVIEW: Triple 9 (2016)
Ensemble movies always tantalize as a buffet attraction, but all too often many of them are victims of their own components. I picture a scene...
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REVIEW: London Has Fallen (2016)
In the era of super hero hegemony, where it is mandated that every action hero wear leotards or dress as a toy shelf friendly rodent,...
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REVIEW: Gods Of Egypt (2016)
Swords and sandals are a go-to genre for manly movies. In the old days especially. I mean who can forget Ray Harryhausen’s masterful stop motion...
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[REVIEW] Forsaken (2016)
This movie should really have come in swinging, against the ongoing dirge of ‘pansexual’ action figure movies. For one, it had a great cast, the...
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REVIEW: Jarhead 3: The Siege (2016)
If I’m being honest then going into this movie I expected the worst, not least because the last ‘Jarhead’ (Jarhead 2: Field of Fire) was...
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REVIEW: The Survivalist (2016)
I wondered while watching the film, with its foreboding isolation and sense of doom why The Walking Dead could not be similar. Of course, it’s...
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REVIEW: The Frankenstein Chronicles (2015)
Sean Bean’s Major Sharpe Gets a Resurrection (Of Sorts) I’m not sure how many readers will have caught The Frankenstein Chronicles which went out on...
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REVIEW: Bloodrayne – The Third Reich (2011)
Since becoming something of an Uwe Boll fan after seeing his banker-brutalisingly entertaining Assault on Wall Street and the equally satisfying and politically charged Rampage...
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REVIEW: A Good Day to Die Hard (2013)
Bruce Willis should be ashamed of himself for appearing in this soft-assed shit, half of it filmed in a Bulgarian quarry. For a while back...
