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REVIEW: Pompeii (2014) – Serial Plagiarist Strikes Again
Runtime: 105 MinsRated: PG-13What To Expect: Blatant Gladiator rip off This is the second sword and sandals movie I caught this year. The first was...
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REVIEW: The Protector 2 (2014)
Runtime: 100 MinsRated: RWhat To Expect: The worst thing that can happen to a sequel Few might realise it but before Gareth Evans and Iko...
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REVIEW: 3 Days to Kill (2014)
Runtime: 117 minutesRated: PG-13What To Expect: Kevin Costner being a badassLuc Besson’s EuropaCorp production company are renowned for bankrolling modestly-budgeted action films featuring recognisable actors....
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REVIEW: Reasonable Doubt (2014)
Runtime: 90 minutesRated: RWhat to Expect: Sam Jackson sleepwalking, and Marvel’s current Howard Stark trying to be an action heroReasonable Doubt should be a great...
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REVIEW: Force Of Execution (2013)
Runtime: 98 MinsRated: R Steven Seagal looks like a giant unearthly sow, with a peculiar roasted orange skin tone. I wonder if these are the...
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The Dark Knight Rises (2012)
Runtime: 165 Mins Rated: PG-13 What To Expect: Interminable, boring and a big question mark over contemporary film criticism A longer review today, because...
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Total Recall (2012)
Runtime: 118 Mins Rated: PG-13 What To Expect: The embodiment of all that is wrong with remakes Total Recall is a remarkably soulless chore....
