4/10
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REVIEW: Red Dawn (2012)
Red Dawn is a tale about a bunch of metrosexuals, cheerleaders and supermodels resisting the combined forces of Russia and North Korea. Or generally speaking,...
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REVIEW: 4GOT10 (2015)
I really wonder why people like Dolph Lundgren and Danny Trejo involve themselves with schlock like this. I heard a few years back that Dolph...
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REVIEW: Tremors 5: Bloodline (2015)
I don’t really recall anything beyond Tremors apart from not making it through a sequel featuring Fred Ward. It may have been the second, but...
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REVIEW: Pay The Ghost (2015)
Nicolas Cage is master of the puzzled expression. Whether this comes extra naturally to him or not, I cannot say. But in this movie, Cage...
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REVIEW: 12 Rounds 3: Lockdown (2015)
WWE continues to release movies that are oddly in contrast with their central pro wrestling programming. One is a noxious weekly brew of corporate political...
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REVIEW: The Transporter Refueled (2015)
Before watching this I had read from at least one source that the movie was extraordinarily sexist. I sat there baffled, wondering what the world...
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[REVIEW] Pound Of Flesh (2015)
Runtime: 105 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: Body doubles, misery… I wanted to like this movie. Maybe it was the premise – man goes...
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[REVIEW] Tremors 25th Anniversary Blu-Ray
You have to wonder sometimes why a movie that is clearly a cult classic could have a ’25th Anniversary’ Blu-Ray release, where practically no-one is...
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[REVIEW] Without Warning (1980)
Something of an obscurity here – I’d never seen or heard of this flick from 1980 until recently. I was watching a documentary about the...
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[REVIEW] Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 (2015)
I don’t remember much about the original, other than it being possibly mildly serviceable, truth be told I was talking with someone throughout the whole...
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[REVIEW] The Mercenary: Absolution (2015)
After 17 years of DTV slop, you begin to notice that there are three different types of movie Steven Seagal makes these days. The first and...
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[REVIEW] Wolf Warrior (2015), A Report From China
Wolf Warrior Starring: Wu Jing, Sott Edward Adkins and Yu Nan This afternoon my wife wanted to see the new Cinderella but, thank fuck, we’d...
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[REVIEW] Assassin (2015)
Runtime: 82 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: Schlock Last year I read an interview with Danny Dyer, he was talking about his movie career...
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[REVIEW] The Loft (2015) Is A Frustrating Mess
Runtime: 108 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: Pinball machine narrative, overwritten and edited to death This movie, The Loft, with its curious majority of...
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REVIEW: Taken 3 (2015)
Runtime: 112 Mins Rated: PG-13 What To Expect: Fatigue. And really, really horrible action sequences Liam Neeson is now guilty of getting high off of...
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REVIEW: The Interview (2014)
Runtime: 112 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: A film that seems like it was written by some 13 year olds who totally watched something...
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REVIEW: Reach Me (2014)
Runtime: 92 Mins Rated: PG-13 What To Expect: Montage of pointless cameos, extremely boring movie One of the most impressive ensembles of actors in recent...
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REVIEW: Exists (2014)
Runtime: 84 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: 84 minutes which could be better applied elsewhere, such as doing anything else in this world but...
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REVIEW: Saints And Soldiers: The Void (Blu-Ray)
Runtime: 95 Mins Rated: PG-13 What To Expect: Genuine WW2 armor gets wasted in PG-13 cliché Another one of those Saint and Soldiers movies came...
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REVIEW: The Dead 2: India (2014)
Runtime: 97 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: An inferior sequel with unwanted melodrama that has trouble hiding its lack of budget The first ‘Dead’...
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REVIEW: Sniper: Legacy (2014)
Runtime: 98 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: An exceptionally hideous and cheap looking DTV movie with poor script and directing When I see a...
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REVIEW: The Prince (2014)
Runtime: 93 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: A depressing waste of time with con-job cameos I’ll never understand why men worth many millions appear...
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REVIEW: Neighbors (2014) – The Day Nobody Laughed
Runtime: 90 MinsRated: RWhat To Expect: Dick jokes, fart jokes… uh, dick jokes? Who wrote this garbage? Because whoever you are, sir, you might want...
