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[REVIEW] San Andreas (2015)
Runtime: 114 Mins Rated: PG-13 What to expect: Family angst, pulverized CGI concrete, not enough stoic mandom I miss the old disaster flicks where manly...
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[REVIEW] Taken 3 (2015) Unrated Blu-Ray
At the start of the year Liam Neeson rounded off his Taken trilogy with Taken 3. Most were hoping for something superior to the weak...
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[REVIEW] Tusk (2014)
Runtime: 102 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: Another big swing and miss for Kevin Smith. There was once a time when a new Kevin Smith project was...
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[REVIEW] Dead Rising: Watchtower (2015)
Runtime: 107 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: Another poor video game movie, tries too hard to be accurate at the price of being interesting...
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[REVIEW] Get Hard (2015)
Runtime: 100 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: Dicks jokes, energy sapping ‘humour’ that doesn’t amuse You should probably be able to tell how good...
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[REVIEW] Johnny Mnemonic (1995) Is Unintentionally Hilarious
Runtime: 96 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: Bad sci-fi redeemed by unintentional hilarity A cyberpunk action flick, Johnny Mnemonic is based on William Gibson’s short...
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[REVIEW] The Timber (2015)
Runtime: 82 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: It’s a looker, but this western is miscast and too dull This is a hard film to...
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[REVIEW] Blackhat (2015)
Runtime: 133 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: A dull movie with baffingly loose ends Since he celebrated his 72nd birthday last week, I hope...
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REVIEW: Unbroken (2015)
Runtime: 132 Mins Rated: PG-13 What To Expect: Soulless amateur hour that wants to be timeless classic Another war movie review today. At least I...
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REVIEW: After The Fall (2014)
Runtime: 110 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: A movie that starts out looking enticingly almost like Breaking Bad, only to implode and screw it...
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REVIEW: Dying Of The Light (2014)
Runtime: 94 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: A terminally boring film, suspect acting Earlier in the year Paul Shrader, Nicolas Cage and Anton Yelchin...
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REVIEW: Dumb & Dumber To (2014)
Runtime: 110 Mins Rated: PG-13 What To Expect: One part Farrellys, two parts Wayans… I wonder if the Farrelly brothers are hard up for cash,...
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REVIEW: Felony (2014)
Runtime: 107 Mins Rated: N/A What To Expect: Good performances fuel a strong start, but a crap ending torpedoes the whole thing, avoid. About half...
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REVIEW: Gutshot Straight (2014)
Runtime: 89 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: Long cameo from Stephen Lang, short cameo from Steven Seagal, poor movie This time, for this ‘Steven...
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REVIEW: Falcon Rising (2014)
Runtime: 103 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: A huge waste of talent in a really badly written movie This movie had a good trailer,...
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REVIEW: A Good Man (2014)
Runtime: 101 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: Poor as a movie, good as a Steven Seagal DTV I’m not one of those people who...
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REVIEW: The Expendables 3 (2014)
Runtime: 126 Mins Rated: PG-13 What To Expect: Here comes the retro action Hindenberg, piloted by an exposure-drunk Sylvester Stallone Years from now people will...
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REVIEW: Need For Speed (2014) Blu-Ray
Runtime: 165 Mins Rating: PG-13 What To Expect: Shark jumping dude bro movie THE MOVIE: The challenge in a shit movie like this is to...
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REVIEW: A Fighting Man (2014) – Old Lion Vs. Young Lion
Runtime: 88 MinsRated: RWhat To Expect: A boring movie with crap editing betraying good performances A Fighting Man treads the line that Rocky Balboa did...
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REVIEW: Tokarev (2014) – Another Cage Payday Movie
Runtime: 98 MinsRated: RWhat To Expect: Bad writing, poor acting, worse directing… This is another one of those films stuck in limbo between theatrical release...
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REVIEW: Drive Hard (2014)
Runtime: 95 MinsRated: RWhat To Expect: Failed humor and Sunday driving I sort of had high hopes for this movie, or at least as high...
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REVIEW: 300: Rise Of An Empire (2014)
Runtime: 102 MinsRated: RWhat To Expect: 100 minutes of dull unworthiness descending upon you. I’m not sure if you’ve noticed but the trend these...
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REVIEW: Devil’s Pass (2013)
Runtime: 100 minsRated: RWhat to Expect: Renny Harlin doing crappy found footage horrorRenny Harlin’s filmography varies wildly in quality, ranging from fantastic action films (Die...
