Reviews
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Review: Blade of the Immortal (2017)
Blade of the Immortal (2017) is based on a Japanese comic which ran from 1993 to 2012. Whilst shitting on comic book movies in general...
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REVIEW: Daddy’s Home 2 (2017)
Run Time: 100 Mins Rated: PG-13 What To Expect: A movie hurt by the final 20 minutes, but a solid comedy with Gibson stealing the...
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REVIEW: Outland (1981)
Run Time: 110 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: A reasonably well aged Alien rip off If you have been disappointed by Ridley Scott shitting...
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Review: “Over The Top” (1987)
Sylvester Stallone has done many great manly movies over the years. Stallone fans talk a lot about the “Rocky” movies & the “Rambo” films for...
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REVIEW: Narcos: Season 3
Run Time: 10 Hours Rated: TV-MA for strong brutal violence, scenes of torture, drinking and smoking, pervasive graphic language, and sexuality What To Expect: A...
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REVIEW: Acts Of Vengeance (2017)
Run Time: 83 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: A moderately entertaining movie, because it sticks to the basics Antonio Banderas seems to be throwing...
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REVIEW: Wheelman (2017)
Rated: R Run Time: 85 Minutes What To Expect: A gimmick movie, where everything is filmed from inside the car – it doesn’t work because...
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REVIEW: Brawl In Cell Block 99 (2017)
Rated: R Run Time: 132 Mins What To Expect: A masterpiece, ‘Bradley Smith’ is now a name that’ll go alongside Paul Kersey, John Matrix and...
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REVIEW: Blade Runner 2049
Blade Runner 2049 Rated R for violence, some sexuality, nudity and language. Got the chance to watch this one yesterday night in original language, skipping...
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REVIEW: The Foreigner (2017)
The last two movies starring Jackie Chan left bitter aftertastes in my mind. Railroad Tigers was a mediocre cartoonish romp. Kung Fu Yoga was an...
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REVIEW: Killing Gunther (2017)
Run Time: 93 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: A scam, a con job, the worst film Arnold Schwarzenegger has ever made, or ever will make...
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REVIEW: The Battleship Island (2017)
I admire a film that isn’t afraid to wave its flag, but my admiration depends on whether the film is sentimental in its delivery and...
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REVIEW: Bushwick (2017)
Normally these days I look forward to films with Dave Bautista in them. Good actor, great actor even. But even better, he seems to pick...
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REVIEW: The Hitman’s Bodyguard (2017)
I think everyone here can agree that 2014’s The Expendables 3 was a bust, considering it was highly anticipated by fans of the old 80’s...
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Review: “Wanted: Dead or Alive” (1987)
A few days ago I was going through some old manly movies, some old catalog of films to see which underrated, underappreciated gems we could...
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REVIEW: Boyka: Undisputed (2017)
Run Time: 86 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: Good fight scenes, but another very cheap Nu Image venture It seems like this film has...
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REVIEW: Savage Dog (2017)
Run Time: 95 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: Old school action, extreme violence, an underrated movie It’s sad to see this movie sitting at...
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REVIEW: The Wolf Of Wall Street (2013)
Run Time: 180 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: A montage of exhausting cringe One of the freedoms of having a smaller niche site is...
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REVIEW: Bullet To The Head (2012)
Run Time: 92 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: A movie that is somehow even better now than it was then, really! For some reason...
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REVIEW: First Kill (2017) – Willis Screws Fans, July Edition
Run Time: 98 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: Overwritten, cheap with Willis once again MIA This isn’t a 2017 movie where Bruce Willis screws...
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REVIEW: Dunkirk (2017)
Run Time: 106 Mins Rated: PG-13 What To Expect: New ground broken in WW2 movie realism, but at a (PG-13) price I haven’t seen a...
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REVIEW: Universal Soldier (1992)
In 1969 in Vietnam, a U.S. Army Special Forces team is tasked to hold the fort from the invading Charlies. Private Luc Deveraux (Jean-Claude Van...
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REVIEW: Security (2017)
Run Time: 87 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: By the numbers Die Hard clone. Cheap. Watchable. At one point in the 1990s Antonio Banderas...
