Reviews
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REVIEW: Bloodrayne – The Third Reich (2011)
Since becoming something of an Uwe Boll fan after seeing his banker-brutalisingly entertaining Assault on Wall Street and the equally satisfying and politically charged Rampage...
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REVIEW: A Good Day to Die Hard (2013)
Bruce Willis should be ashamed of himself for appearing in this soft-assed shit, half of it filmed in a Bulgarian quarry. For a while back...
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REVIEW: Diablo (2016)
I guess this isn’t going to be a good start of the year for Scott Eastwood, first comes his movie Mercury Plains, which is a...
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REVIEW: The Revenant (2016) – Already The Year’s Best?
Through the quagmire of vacuous shiny figurines and raging computer generated rubble that is contemporary cinema, The Revenant shows up to give us something to...
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REVIEW: Bad Guys Always Die (2015)
Starring: Chen Bolin, Son Yejin, Qiao Zhenyu, Shin Hyunjoon and Jang Gwang Director: Sun Hao Four Chinese friends are all set to enjoy a lads’...
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REVIEW: Mercury Plains (2016)
Let’s get one thing out of the way, no matter how hard Scott Eastwood tries to be someone else, be it changing his screen name...
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REVIEW: Metro (1997) Is Underrated
Here is a movie that was shit on when it came out, apparently from all corners. Time has not been kind to it either, like...
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REVIEW: Standoff (2016)
Since Voltage Pictures started producing movies in 2008, they produced only two watchable movies. The first was their debut movie in The Hurt Locker and...
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REVIEW: 1944 (2015)
How do you make a movie look like ten or even thirty million dollars with a budget of about $1,500,000? You’d better ask the makers...
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REVIEW: Sicario (2015) Blu-Ray
This movie was hyped throughout the year through all quarters, I noted that third wave feminists also kept yapping about Emily Blunt having the lead...
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REVIEW: Stalingrad (2003) Blu-Ray Remaster (2015)
We’re going to go off topic a little here for a while because I’m going to review a documentary, although don’t worry, that’s not going...
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REVIEW: In The Heart Of The Sea (2015)
You can always find room for a good man versus beast feature. Some of the best are from the ’50s and ’60s, at the height...
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Riot (2015) Review
It’s that time of month again, the time when another Dolph Lundgren VOD movie shows up. Aren’t they monthly now? I don’t know, man, I...
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Review: Extraction (2015) … Another Turd From Willis
It’s Christmas, so you’ll probably have better things to do than endure this vomit. I know I have better things to do, so once again...
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Hart’s War (2002) Review
It’s time to get into the Christmas spirit and throw up some good wintry manly movies. It’s sad to say that since this movie Bruce...
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The Man In The High Castle (2015) Season 1 Review
Maybe I’m behind the times but when I heard they were doing a ‘web series’ about an alternate history version of the outcome of WW2,...
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Black Mass (2015) Review
You can never really get enough gangster movies and it was always going to be interesting when Johnny Depp ditched that silly pirate crap and...
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Creed (2015) Review
I was a bit cynical when this thing was announced. It sounded a bit like a ‘Mutt’ movie, a reference to the horrible attempt to...
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Spectre (2015) Review
I could never understand how a movie like Skyfall could accrue the critical praise that it did. I thought having a man like Javier Bardem show...
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Big Game (2014) Review
By all accounts, Big Game is a relatively inexpensive, direct-to-video action flick, yet it’s more skilful than such a description implies, delivered with unique zeal...
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REVIEW: Total Recall: My Unbelievably True Life Story
With a career like that, it should’ve been the perfect autobiography. His accomplishments as the greatest bodybuilder ever and one of the greatest action stars...
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Jian Bing Xia (Pancake Man) Review (2015)
Review: Jian Bing Xia (Pancake Man) (Year: 2015) Starring: Da Peng and Jean-Claude Van Damme (as themselves), Amber Kuo, Yan Liu Chinese star Da Peng...
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Criminal Activities (2015) Review
If you looked at the poster of this movie you could be forgiven for thinking that it is a thriller featuring primarily John Travolta in...
