Reviews
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REVIEW: Enemies Closer (2013)
Runtime: 84 MinsRated: RIf you ever liked the teaming of Peter Hyams and Jean Claude Van Damme in TimeCop (1994) and Sudden Death (1995, review...
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REVIEW: The Family (2013)
Runtime: 105 MinsRated: R It’s been a while since I’ve posted a review here. Last month I was invited to a private/early screening of ‘Thor:...
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REVIEW: Maggie (2014) Screenplay
Runtime: 95 Mins (Estimate) Rating: TBA This is our third of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s 2014 movie screenplay reviews in the past month or so. I’m sad...
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REVIEW: Sabotage (2014) Screenplay
I think Sabotage could possibly be a bomb for Arnold Schwarzenegger. First, unless something has changed, it’ll come out one week before CGI toy figurine...
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REVIEW: Generation War (2013)
Running Time: 270 MinsRating: UnratedAs destructive as the Western Front was in WW2 and as good as Band of Brothers (2001) was, the Eastern Front...
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REVIEW: Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa (2013)
Runtime: 92 MinsRating: RJohnny Knoxville is only tolerable when he’s trolling. Or being used as a crash test dummy. He certainly wasn’t tolerable in The...
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REVIEW: World War Z 3D (Blu Ray)
Runtime: 116 Mins/123 MinsRated: PG-13/UnratedThis movie didn’t impress upon release. It was a bit too cookie cutter and the 3D actually worsened the visual experience....
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REVIEW: Escape Plan (2013)
Runtime: 115 Mins TotalRating: RWhat To Expect: What we’ve all been waiting forThis should be the Manliest Movie of 2013, unless something else has slipped...
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REVIEW: Universal Soldier: Day Of Reckoning 3D (Blu Ray)
Runtime: 114 MinsRating: RI finally received a copy of this movie this weekend on Blu Ray. I’ve been meaning to catch it in 3D. This...
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REVIEW: Mortal Kombat: Legacy 2 (2013)
Mortal Kombat: Legacy II and the concept of the webisode in general is one for the Youtube and iPhone generation. Broken down into ten minute...
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REVIEW: Ambushed (2013)
Ambushed (in some regions called ‘Hard Rush’) is not a movie I was looking forward to. It seemed to have come from the same...
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REVIEW: A Hijacking (2013)
By Somali pirates alone, there are around 150-160 attempted hijackings a year, that’s one every few days. About one in four of those are successful,...
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Pain and Gain (2013)
Michael Bay hasn’t made a good movie since the 90’s. Pain and Gain, with it’s relaxed budget looked set to change that. The idea being...
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The Fast and the Furious 6 (2013)
Shark Jumping The word empathy is derided from the Greek word empatheia, which literally translated means passion. To empathise with something, thus feel passionately about...
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The Walking Dead Season 3
Over-dubbed Squelching Noises Offer Little Improvement I took a huge shit on The Walking Dead Season 2. Let’s face it, that was a womans...
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Top Gun 3D (1986/2013)
“Then he was a jet pilot…” If the words ‘Then he was a jet pilot’ don’t make sense, google Rich Hall’s stand up destruction of...
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Aliens: Colonial Marines (2013)
Time for another tie-in review. Words can barely describe how shit this travesty is. But I’m going to try nonetheless. It’s supposedly a sequel to Aliens...
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Gangster Squad (2013)
I didn’t have much hope for this movie. It looked like it had too many trending darlings in it. For example, Ryan Gosling, the leftist...
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Top Five: Manliest Movies of 2012
5) Lawless This is a movie that caught me off guard. I suppose I ignored it because of the cast. But it proved to be...
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End of Watch (2012)
I expected this movie to be shit, or at least mediocre. A story about two hardass cops when the cast is that airhead Jake...
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The Dark Knight Rises (2012)
Runtime: 165 Mins Rated: PG-13 What To Expect: Interminable, boring and a big question mark over contemporary film criticism A longer review today, because...
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Skyfall (2012)
Runtime: 143 Mins Rated: PG-13 What To Expect: An overrated chore. Camp one minute, serious the next. I’m not a big fan of Bond movies....
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Total Recall (2012)
Runtime: 118 Mins Rated: PG-13 What To Expect: The embodiment of all that is wrong with remakes Total Recall is a remarkably soulless chore....
