Reviews
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REVIEW: A Good Man (2014)
Runtime: 101 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: Poor as a movie, good as a Steven Seagal DTV I’m not one of those people who...
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REVIEW: Tekken 2: Kazuya’s Revenge (2014)
Runtime: 88 Mins Rated: N/A What To Expect: Something much, much worse than that trailer Imagine that your production company one day wins the rights...
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REVIEW: The Expendables 3 (2014)
Runtime: 126 Mins Rated: PG-13 What To Expect: Here comes the retro action Hindenberg, piloted by an exposure-drunk Sylvester Stallone Years from now people will...
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REVIEW: Mercenaries (2014)
Runtime: 89 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: Bullets and botox – with females this time Ahead of our review of The Expendables 3, today...
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REVIEW: Jarhead 2: Field Of Fire (2014)
Runtime: 103 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: Cringeworthy shaking cam muck In the very first frames of this movie, the camera is already shaking...
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REVIEW: Hercules (2014)
Runtime: 98 Mins Rated: PG-13 What To Expect: Inoffensive yarn that quite frankly should’ve been worse Sword and sandals time here, a go-to manly movie...
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REVIEW: Generation War (2014) Blu-Ray
Running Time: 270 Mins Rating: Unrated What To Expect: An alternate look at WW2 through German eyes, with some extremely impressive battle scenes Click Here...
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REVIEW: The Purge: Anarchy (2014)
Runtime: 104 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: Superior sequel, but still an average movie I didn’t much care for the original Purge movie. It...
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REVIEW: Cold In July (2014)
Runtime: 110 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: Violent viligantism, Texas style Several times while watching this, especially towards the end and during the...
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REVIEW: Runaway Train (1985) Blu-Ray
Runtime: 111 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: Jon Voight and Eric Roberts at their best Buy Runaway Train On Amazon The Movie Itself...
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REVIEW: Enemies Closer (2014) Blu-Ray
Runtime: 84 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: Short and simple yet effective Hyams movie, almost zero extras The Movie Itself: If you ever liked...
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REVIEW: Starred Up (2014)
Runtime: 106 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: Violent drama, no punches pulled, at all There are some great British thrillers out there, hard and...
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REVIEW: Need For Speed (2014) Blu-Ray
Runtime: 165 Mins Rating: PG-13 What To Expect: Shark jumping dude bro movie THE MOVIE: The challenge in a shit movie like this is to...
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REVIEW: Die Hard (1988)
Runtime: 131 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: The King Shit of all action Click Here To Buy Die Hard: Legacy Collection (Films 1-5) ...
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REVIEW: Sabotage (2014) Blu Ray – Have Alternate Endings Helped?
Runtime: 109 MinsRated: RWhat To Expect: A sturdy home release complete with originally intended endingClick Here To Pre-Order Sabotage (Blu-ray + DVD + DIGITAL HD...
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REVIEW: The Avengers (2012) Worst Action Movie of the Decade
Runtime: 143 MinsRated: PG-13What To Expect: I’ve been told this is the worst review for a movie ever written, so I’m bumping it back to...
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REVIEW: Swelter (2014) Van Damme Returns To The U.S.
Runtime: 95 MinsRated: RWhat To Expect: A movie that is good for a DTV, but average at best overall After a long steak of not...
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REVIEW: A Fighting Man (2014) – Old Lion Vs. Young Lion
Runtime: 88 MinsRated: RWhat To Expect: A boring movie with crap editing betraying good performances A Fighting Man treads the line that Rocky Balboa did...
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REVIEW: 22 Jump Street (2014) Narrowly Avoids Mediocrity
Runtime: 112 MinsRated: RWhat To Expect: A longer, less funny movie that is just about entertaining Expectations for the first movie were low. Channing Tatum...
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REVIEW: RoboCop (2014) Blu-Ray: Frankie Blow This Cocksucker’s Head Off!
Runtime: 116 minutesRated: PG-13What To Expect: Pure, steaming shit By PvtCaboose91 Now here’s a familiar sight – a PG-13 remake of an ultraviolent Paul Verhoeven...
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REVIEW: Death Wish III (1985) – Bronson Is No Normal Man
Runtime: 90 MinsRated: RWhat To Expect: “We’re stealing the fucking car, what’s it to you?” Click Here To Buy Death Wish III This...
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REVIEW: Out Of The Furnace (2013) On Blu-Ray
Runtime: 116 MinsRated: RWhat To Expect: Commentary on the humiliation of veterans, Woody Harrelson ultra alpha performanceClick Here To Buy Out of The Furnace [Blu-ray...
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McTiernan’s Red Squad Delayed Again?
It seems that John McTiernan’s next movie, Red Squad, still could be struggling to gain traction. Could be, being the operative words there. The movie...
