North Koreans Risk Death To Watch Seagal Movies

We are keen students of the Stout Sensei here at this site.  A fascinating actor, philanthropist and Vietnam War veteran (…).  We are not the only ones.  The girth of Master Seagal’s fanbase stretches the world over, in every country.

Yes, even in North Korea.  In a country where it’s punishable by death to take a shit at the wrong time of day, North Korean civilians are going to extreme lengths to get their Seagal fix.  In an interview with womencitizen.com (yes, I am a broad-minded reader!), one man under Kim’s boot speaks of his defiance: “I will never forget the time when a group of friends and I gathered, covering the window with a thick duvet and fastening two or three locks to the door so we could watch Steven Seagal action movies.”

Manly.

By the way, does anyone else think that Kim Jr. is slowly morphing into Steven Seagal himself?  Like a smoother-skinned, younger, but equally fat Casey Ryback.  I reckon he’s a fan, too.  After all, Kim Sr. was a purported ‘movie buff’, with a huge collection of Western films.  No doubt he inherited his old man’s has Seagal’s entire back catalogue…