GEORGE CLOONEY
In every movie George Clooney is in, he’s playing the same person, George Clooney. Comedy, thriller, spoof, it matters little. There is only one thing on the menu and that is George Clooney. You see, George Clooney believes that he is a brand and, that the name of this brand is… George Clooney. He thinks that the brand is so strong that it’s the only thing that needs to show up in a movie because that’s all that is needed, by virtue of being George Clooney.
Take that movie Three Kings. For me, Clooney almost ruined the movie because the entire vibe coming off him was, this movie sucks and I don’t want to be here, but it’s okay because I’m in the movie and I’m George Clooney.
No, George.
VERDICT: INCAPABLE
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