FEMINIST ACTION TURD BOMBS HARD

Woke bowel movement The 355 has been released. And it has become one of the worst box office bombs in recent memory. Opening to $4 million against a $75 million budget (before marketing costs), it’s safe to say that scowling menopausal feminists trying to smash the patriarchy isn’t a profitable entertainment venture.

Here’s RT.com’s verdict in their review:

All of the heroes in the film are women, and all of the men are villains. These brave women fight to save the world from not only the murderous mansplaining misogyny of turncoats and terrorists, but also from the structural sexism of the all-powerful patriarchy in the form of the web of corrupt global intelligence agencies.

Sounds like they’ll have to scowl extra hard this time, to defeat the evil men, indeed millionaire marxist Jessica Chastain insisted on doing her own stunts, which have been criticized as awkward and stiff, at least those which can presumably be made out from the bewildering shaking cameras (what is this, 2007?).

And the IMDb rating?  Currently a 4.7.