ALIEN: ROMULUS FALLS WITHIN ORIGINAL TRILOGY?

I’ve been kind of out of the loop for a while but let’s look at some retro Alien stuff coming our way. Alien: Romulus is supposedly set between the events of Alien and Aliens. I suppose this is a good start, we haven’t seen this aesthetic/era on screen in 30 years. We’ve previously had AVP nonsense and Ridley Scott’s Alien Trek prequels.

A supposed synopsis is: “a group of young people on a distant world, who find themselves in a confrontation with the most terrifying life form in the universe.”

If you’re worried that it might be woke… could be, but remember not to confuse it with Mastercard Marxist Noah Hawley’s Alien TV show set on Earth, which from memory sounds like ANTIFA fanfiction.

But seriously though, why can’t we just have another bug hunt? Fox is so stupid, such a movie would be legalized money printing…