THE EXPENDABLES 4 LOOKS LIKE SHIT

Here’s the trailer for The Expendables 4.

It looks like shit.

Look how many problems there are with it.  First, despite fan uproar about the previous entry relying too much on cheeseball humor and forcing ‘new blood’ on us, this movie aggressively promotes the same.  Second, why Megan Fox is even in this movie is odd, but soaking up more screen time proportionately than anyone else?

Also, it looks cheaper than a Chinese BMW rip off.  Anything not filmed in one of Avi Lerner’s warehouses in Eastern Europe is filmed in front of horrific, nasty green screen!

Finally, does 50 Cent have video footage of Sylvester Stallone in a safety deposit box?  A guy fans did not want as far back as 2008, when Stallone first teased this franchise, is forcibly delivered.

Honestly, I don’t even know when this one is released.  Stallone will barely be in it.  No new retro action stars are included.  At least it has Iko Uwais and Tony Jaa, I suppose.