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[REVIEW] Furious 7 (2015) Is The Vin Diesel Show, Part 7
Runtime: 137 Mins Rated: PG-13 What To Expect: A narratively redundant Vin Diesel tome, nailed to a series of shark jumping set pieces I reckon...
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[REVIEW] Backcountry (2015) Is A Movie With No Ending
Runtime: 92 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: A fair drama for the most part, but a weak ending and intrusive comedy hurt it badly...
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[REVIEW] Shakedown (1988) Is A Decent Niche Actioner
Runtime: 95 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: Exactly what’s advertised on the tin Shakedown, or Blue Jean Cop as it’s known in the Australia, is exactly the type of...
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[REVIEW] Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
Runtime: 129 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: Good potential for a franchise, but a slow start I tried to enjoy this movie a lot,...
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[REVIEW] Wild Card (2015) Isn’t Too Impressive
Runtime: 92 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: Nice first half with good acting, fighting and comedy, but abandon ship for a bad second half...
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REVIEW: Everly (2015)
Runtime: 92 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: A ‘Raid’ ripoff with tits I had no problem checking out Salma Hayek in an action movie...
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REVIEW: American Heist (2015)
Runtime: 94 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: A surprisingly well directed movie built on horrible screenwriting foundations If you watch enough independent movies and...
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REVIEW: Against The Sun (2015)
Runtime: 100 Mins Rated: PG What To Expect: A survival-at-sea thriller, unremarkable but not terrible Louie Zamperini, the man whose war experience the movie Unbroken...
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REVIEW: The Gambler (2014)
Runtime: 111 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: Slow and unsatisfactory ‘thriller’, with Wahlberg annoying more than entertaining Forty years ago James Caan appeared in...
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REVIEW: [REC] 4 Apocalypse (2014)
Runtime: 96 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: Better than the third, weaker than the first two, Spanish subs I don’t know if you’ve ever...
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REVIEW: The Expendables 3 Extended Blu-Ray (2014)
Runtime: 191 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: Extras that feature very little of your favourite icons, extended cut in best quality available The review...
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REVIEW: The Guest (2014)
Runtime: 99 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: A film that suffers from lack of depth, but covers it up with crowd pleasing psychotics If...
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REVIEW: The Expendables 3 Extended Version
Runtime: 131 Mins Rated: Unrated What To Expect: Better and more even than the theatrical, but still a huge waste This kind of reminds me...
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REVIEW: Automata (2014)
Runtime: 109 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: Suprisingly good looking movie with a conclusion that lets it down I would have to say that...
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REVIEW: The Equalizer (2014)
Runtime: 131 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: A kinda dull start for Washington’s Robert McCall I really expected better from this movie. It had...
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REVIEW: Let’s Be Cops (2014)
Runtime: 104 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: Funny first half let down by so-so second Let’s Be Cops comes down the pipe along with...
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REVIEW: Hercules (2014)
Runtime: 98 Mins Rated: PG-13 What To Expect: Inoffensive yarn that quite frankly should’ve been worse Sword and sandals time here, a go-to manly movie...
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REVIEW: The Purge: Anarchy (2014)
Runtime: 104 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: Superior sequel, but still an average movie I didn’t much care for the original Purge movie. It...
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REVIEW: Sabotage (2014) Blu Ray – Have Alternate Endings Helped?
Runtime: 109 MinsRated: RWhat To Expect: A sturdy home release complete with originally intended endingClick Here To Pre-Order Sabotage (Blu-ray + DVD + DIGITAL HD...
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REVIEW: Swelter (2014) Van Damme Returns To The U.S.
Runtime: 95 MinsRated: RWhat To Expect: A movie that is good for a DTV, but average at best overall After a long steak of not...
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REVIEW: Sabotage (2014) – Arnold Trips Up
Runtime: 109 MinsRated: RWhat To Expect: Dull whodunnit where thoughts wander to other things in life We can categorize Arnold’s movies. At the top...
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REVIEW: The Raid 2 (2014) – A Disappointment
Runtime: 150 MinsRated: RWhat To Expect: A bloated thriller with some shaking-cam fight scenes Well, it should’ve been the best action movie of this year. ...
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REVIEW: Last Vegas (2013)
Runtime: 107 MinsRating: PG-13What To Expect: Stroke jokes, Mellow humor, Tedious love triangleThe concept of a bunch of bachelors headed to Vegas to get wasted...
