9) GMC Topkick C4500 – Transformers (2007)
Transformers may not be the manliest movie ever, but damn if it didn’t have some nice vee-hickles. And Megan Fox, before she started to look like someone stuck her in a microwave. Anyway, this Topkick, used as a disguise by the Transformer Ironhide (or was it an ‘Autobot’? I dunno, man, ain’t nobody got time for girlie man movies like this!) is overtly alpha. It’s almost like something Martin Riggs would be driving around in, if they suddenly decided to make a Lethal Weapon 5.
And it’s in black. Black is good. This is not for soccer moms trying to boost their traffic-going esteem issues. This is a man’s vehicle designed for men going on man errands. It looks like you could pull the retaining wall out of a post-modern house with this thing. A damned nice truck, good staring material for sure.