Happy Birthday Mel Gibson!

Look at him, isn’t he great?!  Isn’t he the greatest?  Few hours late on this one, but I’m going to say it anyway, Happy Birthday Mel!  Mel is the sprite young age of 57.  57?  I was thinking the same thing, he doesn’t look a day older than 33!  Some people like to kick Mr. Gibson when he is down.  Like so-called ‘fans’ turning on him.  Or, worse, gold-digging whores and executive profiteers faking evidence to try and frame Mr. Gibson.  Yes, that’s right.  Faking evidence   Funny, when Mel was down, everyone got on board.  Everyone wanted a shot at a downed victim.

But when Mel returned fire, proving that audio ‘evidence’ against him was manipulated, the cowards, the turncoats, the bitches and political enemies all turned silent.  Kudos to The Examiner, they speak the truth.  Even being associated with Mel these days is risky.  Remember Jim Caviezel?  Who played Jesus in The Passion?  Mel told him if he took the part, he’d never work in Hollywood again.  Sounds like fucking discrimination to me.  When was the last time you saw Caviezel, an amazing actor, on the big screen?  Yes, indeed.

Bastards.

Anyway, Happy Birthday, great one!  And now that I think on it, there’s no-one I want more in Expendables III than Mel Gibson!  And who is more deserving?  What, Mad Max, William Wallace and Martin Riggs aren’t good enough?  Do it Sly.  Oh, and Sly was one of those people who defended Mel when he was on the ground taking a beating.  That was risky, but Sly did it.  Good man, Sly.