Top Five: Reasons Terminator Genisys Will Suck
3) Terminators With Their Own Daughters
Now what the fuck is this shit? A Terminator is sent back in time, presumably to the 60’s or thereabouts, to protect and raise Sarah Connor? Well folks, this truly is entering the realm of dinosaur-sized turd-ery. You thought dressing up a killer cyborg like the Village People was bad? Who cares if it could ‘logically’ happen? It’s so cringeworthy that words can barely describe it. Even ‘Uncle Bob’ was pushing it back in the day, but this?
The T-800 is designed to kill. That ‘thing’ in the original movie left a trail of destruction with guts strewn up the walls. It was likely to kill little girls as it was anything else. It was terrifying and badass.
Check out the picture of Schwarzenegger’s ‘Terminator’ walking off with young Sarah Connor. If we didn’t know any better, we’d be forgiven for thinking this shit was from a Wayans Bros’ movie! Satire! And even then, pretty bad satire at that.
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