Top Five: Worst Manly Movie Game Adaptations
2) Aliens: Colonial Marines – Multiplatform
We’re now out of humorously bad territory and into offensive territory. Everything, and I mean everything about this gangrenous mess is fucking terrible. 12 years and this is what they come up with? It is the perfect storm of shit. The graphics. The gameplay. The sound. And worst of all, the story. And I say that as one of the few people who likes all the Alien movies, including Prometheus, Alien3 and Alien Resurrection.
I usually don’t swear at games… outside Battlefield online. But I swore at this. Repeatedly and with escalating rage. It doesn’t look like an Aliens game, it doesn’t feel like one. It retcons established lore here, there and everywhere. It is truly a wicked piece of shit.
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