Five Ways To Get Ahead In Movie Journalism
5) Rave About Comic Movies All Day, Everyday
Since opening this site I have learned a few things about movie coverage. Thinking about opening your own movie site? I’m here to help to give you the scoop on how to make it to the big leagues.
Here is your first lesson. If you care about traffic and exposure, and your site caters to movie goers, then you must get with the programme and rave about comic book movies all day, every day. Since these movies dominate Hollywood, the astute of us will notice that obviously, there is some huge herd out there, somewhere, that is feeding this trash.
So that means giving endless updates by the hour on the fabric of Batfleck’s latest leotard outfit and other trivial nonsense. Don’t mention that that the precursor to Batman Vs Superman, Man of Steel, was a poor movie and that outfits should be the least of their concerns. They do not want to hear about this… bad move! Instead, buff that turd and feign excitement over whether or not Thor has a cameo in the latest CGI blizzard. Speculate!
There is a ton of traffic to be found from Google, simply by spamming your site with comic book news and coverage. There are many of these movies, Iron Man, Ferret Man, whatever, cover ’em all. Just be sure to give the ‘right’ score to each movie.
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