By 2000 it had entered pre-production, had a finished script and Romero and his team even had props constructed. Then, Romero gets fired. Why?
Creative differences apparently, evidently someone deemed Romero’s version less than marketable. Romero himself: “There are two sides to every coin but I don’t think they were into the spirit of the video game and wanted to make it more of a war movie, something heavier than I thought it should be“.But if firing the man who pretty much inspired the games existence wasn’t bad enough, the worst was yet to come. The worst thing that could happen to any movie then happened: Paul W.S. Anderson. I often hear people say “But the first was good” when it comes to Anderson’s Resi Evil movies. No, the first was fucking shit as a zombie-horror movie and even worse as an adaptation. The production values were crap, it looked like the set from a rejected ‘Outer Limits’ episode (A good director can overcome such things, like George Miller or Romero himself) and make it look A-Grade through creative genius. The story sucked, the acting sucked. Unbelievably, the score bounced from hard-rock to EuroDance/drum ‘n’ bass. The guy who made the games must’ve shit his pants – and not for the right reasons. That alone is the sign of a truly witless hack.
Not to be outdone, Anderson made increasingly shit sequels. You’d think that would be impossible considering how bad the first was, but its true. Though I never made it halfway past the third. Only Paul Anderson could ruin not one but two classic franchises at once too (AVP, a movie that killed a Cameron/Scott Alien collaboration). One fascinating question is this: Who in THE FUCK watches this diarrhea every year? My guess is its an annual/bi-annual event for tens of millions of teenie boppers or people with the IQ of a turnip.
We have another torturous Anderson movie to get through before his series ends. Maybe Romero will get to ‘ground’ (All the rage these days) a reboot. In the meantime, fuck you Anderson and here’s a dedicated Facebook page some guy set up.
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