Five Reasons A Female Expendables Will Be Shit
4) The Cast Will Be Shit
Reality check, first of all. Sigourney Weaver will not appear in this. She’s too scornful of gratuitous movies and too old. Neither will Linda Hamilton. Janette Goldstein, who played Vasquez – doubtful and most won’t recognise her anyway. The three Cameron women are beyond a long shot and have never worked as heroines under the eye of anyone but Cameron. Already, the two rumored names are Gina Carano and Katee Sackhoff. Katee who? I had to Google her too. Already, a cast of two nobodies. In the end, it’s probable that Angelina Jolie or Milla Jovovitch will be added. Pale, in comparison to Sarah Connor or Ellen Ripley, to say the least. These are women who induce cringe more than anything else. Expect a Charlie’s Angels mutation in the end.
And what’s this about Meryl Streep? What is that, some sort of joke?!
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