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4 Reasons why Lock Up is better than The Shawshank Redemption
1) Hobbies In The Shawshank Redemption, Dufresne collects rocks off the ground and recruits others to do the same. Then he takes them to his...
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Van Damme and Tony Jaa hanging out
Here’s a few photos of JCVD and Tony Jaa hanging out. Lets hope they talked about a collaboration!
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End of Watch (2012)
I expected this movie to be shit, or at least mediocre. A story about two hardass cops when the cast is that airhead Jake...
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The Dark Knight Rises (2012)
Runtime: 165 Mins Rated: PG-13 What To Expect: Interminable, boring and a big question mark over contemporary film criticism A longer review today, because...
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U Jelly, Tarantino?
This past week, Quentin Tarantino took a shot at Simon West. Said Quentin; “I’m not interested in the Simon West version of Star Wars”. One...
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Skyfall (2012)
Runtime: 143 Mins Rated: PG-13 What To Expect: An overrated chore. Camp one minute, serious the next. I’m not a big fan of Bond movies....
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Expendables 3 hype under way: No Seagal or Cage
Gotta talk first about Fat Steve. Two weeks ago there were rumours of him being cast. Today he told Nextmovie that he was asked, but...
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Total Recall (2012)
Runtime: 118 Mins Rated: PG-13 What To Expect: The embodiment of all that is wrong with remakes Total Recall is a remarkably soulless chore....
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Stick a fork in ’em: These franchises are done
RoboCop RoboCop (2014) is upon us, a feeble attempt to lure in 13 year old Iron Man fans and 20 year old Dark Knight dickheads...
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Universal Soldier: Day Of Reckoning (2012)
Universal Soldier: A Day of Reckoning is a mean and nasty psychological thriller with a streak of incredible fight scenes running up its back. Its...
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Head Teacher Fired After Showing Chuck Norris Movie
Here’s a story about a teacher who was fired for showing a Chuck Norris movie at school; “A HEAD teacher has quit after allegedly screening a...
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First Blood 30th Anniversary/Lost Footage
First Blood was released 30 years ago this week, and its still the best of the four. Best Stallone movie too. Something to mark First...
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Taken 2 (2012) – Not Manly
Runtime: 98 Mins Rated: PG-13 What To Expect: An inferior sequel, made for the sake of it. Sad and tiresome. They say this is a...
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Top Five: Worst Action Sequels Ever
5) Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997) The original movie lived up to its name. A real kinetic treat. Even dumbass Keanu Reeves got in on...
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REVIEW: The Walking Dead Season 2
When he said “The feminisation of TV is complete”, Dirk Benedict was onto something. He said the A-Team was the last TV show made for...
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Die Hard 5 shocks with decent trailer
This trailer just hit. And I’m a bit surprised. It looks better than expected. I rate John Moore as a director, but not as an...
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Incoming Action
October: Universal Soldiers The next 6 months will be a good time to be a fan of oldschool action. In fact, we may not have...
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Manly Movie: Heat (1995)
This is the best film of the 1990s. And that’s kinda saying something because the ’90s were massively superior to the comic-book riddled ’00s,...
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Manly Movie: Troy (2004)
Enter SandalMan There’s a few things wrong with this film. Namely Brad Pitt, his gay looking cousin and Orlando Bloom. I’m not sure ancient Greece...
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[REVIEW] Runaway Train (1985)
This movie is kinda like Lock Up with Stallone and Sutherland, where the Warden is nuts with an irrational hatred of an inmate. Though that...
