Action
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The Fast and the Furious 6 (2013)
Shark Jumping The word empathy is derided from the Greek word empatheia, which literally translated means passion. To empathise with something, thus feel passionately about...
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Ain’t nobody got time for Chuck Norris in Expendables 3!
I thought at one point briefly of doing one of those fan edits for The Expendables 2. Great movie, but I was hoping for a...
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Expendables 3 Cannes Poster
So, one week Sly is hyping up ‘new blood’. The next, we get a poster taking a shot at new blood. And on the same...
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Ohh Guns, Guns Guns!!
This is the last video I made for the old Action Fans Youtube channel. Kong and I made some good videos for that, before Youtube...
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The Walking Dead Season 3
Over-dubbed Squelching Noises Offer Little Improvement I took a huge shit on The Walking Dead Season 2. Let’s face it, that was a womans...
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Top Gun 3D (1986/2013)
“Then he was a jet pilot…” If the words ‘Then he was a jet pilot’ don’t make sense, google Rich Hall’s stand up destruction of...
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MacGyver would’ve been a good A-Team member, no?
When TV was good, even PG TV. Not like fag shit from today, The X-Factor and other metrosexual crap. Mac would’ve worked well with The...
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Harrison Ford is in EX3? ‘And not one fuck was given that day’
Rumor has it that Harrison Ford is in The Expendables 3. A Bulgarian site has it that Ford will be in the movie. “The winner of...
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Vehicle 19 (2013) Is A Dud
Pitched as a claustrophobic action thriller, a movie like this was always going to live or die on the strengths of its tension and intrigue. This...
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Predator headed to 3D Blu Ray (C’mon Fox, do a theatrical run!)
Colour me fucking excited – Predator is coming to 3D Blu Ray! I’m not one of those people who shit on 3D at any given...
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Top Five: Men needed for The Expendables 3
5) Tony Jaa You want ‘Young Blood’, Sly? Here’s your man. If for some reason you haven’t seen this guy’s movies, and that’s understandable since...
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Some worrying tweets from Sly
Sly took to Twitter again this week for the first time in … two years or something. Anyway, the first tweet was this; “No S....
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Aliens: Colonial Marines (2013)
Time for another tie-in review. Words can barely describe how shit this travesty is. But I’m going to try nonetheless. It’s supposedly a sequel to Aliens...
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Gangster Squad (2013)
I didn’t have much hope for this movie. It looked like it had too many trending darlings in it. For example, Ryan Gosling, the leftist...
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Sly vs Arnie (Updated)
An update to an earlier post, Sly Vs Arnold: Who is king of action, this is an important month for their continued rivalry. Although the...
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Die Hard 5 is Rated R
Walter_B is off the hook. For now. I still stand by my criticism, it was reasonable to assume this one was PG-13. Bruce could have...
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Christian Slater talks Bullet To The Head and working with Stallone
Christian Slater is in Bullet To The Head (2013), soon to be released. Magazine Total Film conducted an interview with him in their February hard...
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Jackie Chan says he’ll be In Expendables 3
There are a few confimations floating around the net, some sexing up the interview and adding emphasis that wasn’t there. So here is the original...
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48 Hours is 30
48 Hours was released 30 years ago on this weekend. It helped to kick start the signature 80’s/90’s violent action genre. There’ll be quite a...
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Couture responds to Seagal’s challenge to fight
Time for an update on the teachings of Sensei Seagull and his hilarious ways. This week, the art of challenging people to a fight who...
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Top Five: Worst Action Movies of 2012
5) Skyfall You can get away with a lot of shit in movies. You can have a shit story with good action (Expendables). You can...
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Top Five: Manliest Movies of 2012
5) Lawless This is a movie that caught me off guard. I suppose I ignored it because of the cast. But it proved to be...
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Lundgren talks UniSol 4 and EX III
Dolph talking Universal Soldier 4, people who were almost cast in EX II and a bit of small talk on EX III. Dolph trying to...
