Runtime: 126 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: The best Dirty Harry movie, better than the first too When people start talking about sequels,...
Runtime: 108 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: Pinball machine narrative, overwritten and edited to death This movie, The Loft, with its curious majority of...
Runtime: 133 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: A dull movie with baffingly loose ends Since he celebrated his 72nd birthday last week, I hope...
Runtime: 85 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: The equivalent of spending 85 minutes watching a turd sliding into the toilet bowl. Blood of Redemption is another...
Runtime: 151 Mins (Total) Rated: R What To Expect: The return of Keanu Reeves in a movie with balls of absolute steel John Wick was...
Runtime: 92 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: Nice first half with good acting, fighting and comedy, but abandon ship for a bad second half...
Runtime: 101 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: The reigning king shit of 21st century action I’m updating some old reviews at the minute that...
Runtime: 132 Mins (total) Rated: R What To Expect: A slow burning realist thriller that could’ve maybe lost a few lbs A lot of people...
Runtime: 130 Mins (est) What To Expect: A screenplay that makes Rise of the Machines and even Sarah Connor Chronicles look like master works After...
Runtime: 60 Mins Rated: N/A What To Expect: Ambitious alternate history project, the jury out If you’ve ever seen a little TV production called ‘Fatherland’...
Runtime: 92 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: A ‘Raid’ ripoff with tits I had no problem checking out Salma Hayek in an action movie...
Runtime: 169 Mins Rated: PG-13 What To Expect: A movie more obsessed with being a masterpiece than actually entertaining its viewers Interstellar is another boring...
Runtime: 94 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: A surprisingly well directed movie built on horrible screenwriting foundations If you watch enough independent movies and...
Runtime: 139 Mins Rated: PG-13 What To Expect: Costner at his best There haven’t been that many great westerns since Unforgiven in 1992. That’s probably...
Runtime: 100 Mins Rated: PG What To Expect: A survival-at-sea thriller, unremarkable but not terrible Louie Zamperini, the man whose war experience the movie Unbroken...
Runtime: 97 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: Underrated oldschool action, one of the last of the 1990s Hard Rain is a heist movie. And...
Runtime: TBA Rated: R/18 What To Expect: The ultimate Thief home release Michael Mann hasn’t made a good movie in a long time and hasn’t...
Runtime: 96 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: Bruce Willis cameoing in truly dire DTV schlock to make a buck, can’t be bothered to learn...
Runtime: 50 Mins Rated: N/A What To Expect: The single greatest Seagal doc ever Do you know how many students of the wise Sensei there...
Runtime: 112 Mins Rated: PG-13 What To Expect: Fatigue. And really, really horrible action sequences Liam Neeson is now guilty of getting high off of...
Runtime: 111 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: Slow and unsatisfactory ‘thriller’, with Wahlberg annoying more than entertaining Forty years ago James Caan appeared in...
Runtime: 132 Mins Rated: PG-13 What To Expect: Soulless amateur hour that wants to be timeless classic Another war movie review today. At least I...
Runtime: 132 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: Not Eastwood’s best, but more than watchable, superb action scenes I won’t bother getting into the political...