Top Ten: Characters Who Would Survive A Zombie Outbreak
2) Staff Sergeant John Rambo
John Rambo would not only easily survive a zombie apocalypse, he’d probably call it home. Rambo annihilates a troop of Spetznas Special Forces single handedly at one point, kind of how like Wesley Snipes did in a scene ultimately axed from The Expendables 3.
You don’t seem to want to accept the fact you’re dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare, with a man who’s the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who’s been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. In Vietnam his job was to dispose of enemy personnel. To kill! Period! Win by attrition.
Are you telling me that 200 of our zombies against your boy is a no-win situation for us? Absolutely!
1) Max Rockatansky
Probably no-one ever in movies would be more equipped to deal with a zombie apocalypse than Mad Max Rockatansky. Max didn’t survive during a time when dead zombies were feeding on men, he survived at a time when ‘men began to feed on men’.
If anything, ‘the wasteland’ is in worse shape than the world is in any zombie movie. Vernon Wells is a bad guy for fuck’s sake. Who do you want to go up against, him or some dumbass zombies? The only other person to face down such a man was John Matrix. Anyway, he’s the guy who carries Mr. Dead in his pocket and isn’t some poser, like that AMC crew.
Doubly so will Max by the chief survivor if the Gyro Captain shows up. They’re partners mate, partners! P.S. Lord Humungus, there’s another guy would’ve done well for himself in a zombie apocalypse. The ruler of the wasteland!
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