All posts by The_Night_Rider
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Pain and Gain (2013)
Michael Bay hasn’t made a good movie since the 90’s. Pain and Gain, with it’s relaxed budget looked set to change that. The idea being...
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Ryan Gosling Can’t Act
So the Clinton-ites, leftists, College Mastercard Marxists and hipsters keep telling us: People like Ryan Gosling are superior actors and people who don’t concede this...
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I own most Expendables cast members DVD’s. I don’t own a single Jovovich DVD.
Yesterday, it was announced that Milla Jovovich will probably be in The Expendables 3. Here’s what I said some time ago about this kind of...
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Machete Kills Trailer, AKA a movie with MEL GIBSON in it coming soon…
Only posting this because it has MEL GIBSON in it. MEL. GIBSON!
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Sly Stallone 1991 TV Cameo
Here’s a cameo from Sly from ‘The Second Greatest Story Ever Told’, from the summer of 1991.
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Seagal IS needed for Expendables 3
From Main Site :It’s been a shit start to the year for manly oldschool action. The Last Stand underperformed, it was supposed to be Arnies...
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Update on John McTiernan: Not Good…
From Main Site: For the unaware, legendary director John McTiernan started his one year jail sentence recently. A term most rational people would consider unjust....
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The Fast and the Furious 6 (2013)
Shark Jumping The word empathy is derided from the Greek word empatheia, which literally translated means passion. To empathise with something, thus feel passionately about...
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Ain’t nobody got time for Chuck Norris in Expendables 3!
I thought at one point briefly of doing one of those fan edits for The Expendables 2. Great movie, but I was hoping for a...
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Stallone wants a ‘Young Sigourney Weaver’? I don’t.
Says Stallone on Twitter; “A young Sigorney Weaver anywhere out there?”. Presumably, he’s talking about The Expendables 3. My opinion? Not. Interested. I really don’t...
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Arnie still built like a tank
Last Stand deleted scene.
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Expendables 3 Cannes Poster
So, one week Sly is hyping up ‘new blood’. The next, we get a poster taking a shot at new blood. And on the same...
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TV Network Rejects Demonic Beverly Hills Cop Pilot: A Victory for Manly Movies
A while back, I took a shit on the planned ‘Beverly Hills Cop’ TV show;“It’s the dreaded ‘Lets make it a TV show with the...
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Raphael and The Turtles (2014)
One of the cool things about Turtles (1990) was it’s emphasis on Raphael and generally having a darker tone. This set photo from the next...
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Ohh Guns, Guns Guns!!
This is the last video I made for the old Action Fans Youtube channel. Kong and I made some good videos for that, before Youtube...
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Van Damme is making another American movie
Not exactly a roaring comeback, but Van Damme is shooting (right now) what looks to be his first American movie in a long, long...
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The Expendables 3 – Finding it hard to care
I was unbelievably hyped about The Expendables 1. I followed it since it’s Inglorious Bastards/Tarantino days. You should read more about that here. When Stallone...
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Sly Tweets: No Mel, Younger Director Sought (Raid Director?)
So, Sly has confirmed what we expected. “Sorry, tried hard, Mel’s living his own life….”. No surprise there. Like I said previously, I’d accept...
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So why did Stallone delete that tweet?
So… Sly Tweeted the following last night: “@TheSlyStallone Wesley Snipes is BACK!!!! … …with US”. Well, we all expected it. Snipes is out of the...
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The Walking Dead Season 3
Over-dubbed Squelching Noises Offer Little Improvement I took a huge shit on The Walking Dead Season 2. Let’s face it, that was a womans...
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Stallone wants Mel Gibson to direct Expendables 3?!
Stop the fucking press! Stallone posted this on Twitter shortly ago: “@TheSlyStallone: No , I was kiddiing about , but seriously , what about Mel...
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Top Gun 3D (1986/2013)
“Then he was a jet pilot…” If the words ‘Then he was a jet pilot’ don’t make sense, google Rich Hall’s stand up destruction of...