All posts by The_Night_Rider
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TV Network Rejects Demonic Beverly Hills Cop Pilot: A Victory for Manly Movies
A while back, I took a shit on the planned ‘Beverly Hills Cop’ TV show;“It’s the dreaded ‘Lets make it a TV show with the...
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Raphael and The Turtles (2014)
One of the cool things about Turtles (1990) was it’s emphasis on Raphael and generally having a darker tone. This set photo from the next...
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Ohh Guns, Guns Guns!!
This is the last video I made for the old Action Fans Youtube channel. Kong and I made some good videos for that, before Youtube...
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Van Damme is making another American movie
Not exactly a roaring comeback, but Van Damme is shooting (right now) what looks to be his first American movie in a long, long...
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The Expendables 3 – Finding it hard to care
I was unbelievably hyped about The Expendables 1. I followed it since it’s Inglorious Bastards/Tarantino days. You should read more about that here. When Stallone...
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Sly Tweets: No Mel, Younger Director Sought (Raid Director?)
So, Sly has confirmed what we expected. “Sorry, tried hard, Mel’s living his own life….”. No surprise there. Like I said previously, I’d accept...
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So why did Stallone delete that tweet?
So… Sly Tweeted the following last night: “@TheSlyStallone Wesley Snipes is BACK!!!! … …with US”. Well, we all expected it. Snipes is out of the...
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The Walking Dead Season 3
Over-dubbed Squelching Noises Offer Little Improvement I took a huge shit on The Walking Dead Season 2. Let’s face it, that was a womans...
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Stallone wants Mel Gibson to direct Expendables 3?!
Stop the fucking press! Stallone posted this on Twitter shortly ago: “@TheSlyStallone: No , I was kiddiing about , but seriously , what about Mel...
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Top Gun 3D (1986/2013)
“Then he was a jet pilot…” If the words ‘Then he was a jet pilot’ don’t make sense, google Rich Hall’s stand up destruction of...
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Wesley Snipes released from prison early
There’s probably a joke or reference/line from Demolition Man in there somewhere about Snipes being released prematurely into an overtly PC world. He was supposed...
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Send a Letter to John McTiernan
John McTiernan, Reg No 43029-112 Federal Prison Camp PO Box 700 Yankton, SD 57078 United States Thanks to Ray!!
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An appeal to all MANLY MEN! Join the FREE JOHN MCTIERNAN movement!
Ashamedly, this had escaped my attention. I had planned to keep up with Johns troubles, but it had slipped my mind until a friend showed...
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MacGyver would’ve been a good A-Team member, no?
When TV was good, even PG TV. Not like fag shit from today, The X-Factor and other metrosexual crap. Mac would’ve worked well with The...
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Harrison Ford is in EX3? ‘And not one fuck was given that day’
Rumor has it that Harrison Ford is in The Expendables 3. A Bulgarian site has it that Ford will be in the movie. “The winner of...
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Vehicle 19 (2013) Is A Dud
Pitched as a claustrophobic action thriller, a movie like this was always going to live or die on the strengths of its tension and intrigue. This...
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Predator headed to 3D Blu Ray (C’mon Fox, do a theatrical run!)
Colour me fucking excited – Predator is coming to 3D Blu Ray! I’m not one of those people who shit on 3D at any given...
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Top Five: Men needed for The Expendables 3
5) Tony Jaa You want ‘Young Blood’, Sly? Here’s your man. If for some reason you haven’t seen this guy’s movies, and that’s understandable since...
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Putin recruits Seagal to help with National Healthy Lifestyle Programme
I am a dedicated student and follower of Master Seagal. No action, appearance or random interview is without awe. Indeed, so beefy are the number...
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Some worrying tweets from Sly
Sly took to Twitter again this week for the first time in … two years or something. Anyway, the first tweet was this; “No S....
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Aliens: Colonial Marines (2013)
Time for another tie-in review. Words can barely describe how shit this travesty is. But I’m going to try nonetheless. It’s supposedly a sequel to Aliens...
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There’s something fishy about Die Hard 5’s ‘R’ rating
There was significant uproar when The Expendables II was announced as PG-13. A core group of guys on the internet contributed significantly to that uproar,...
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Gangster Squad (2013)
I didn’t have much hope for this movie. It looked like it had too many trending darlings in it. For example, Ryan Gosling, the leftist...
