50 Stallone Movies Ranked From Best To Worst

49) RHINESTONE (1984)

The look on Sylvester Stallone’s face for the cover art for this movie is one of ‘Someone dared me to do it, lol’.

Well, that might be accurate.  Someone paid him to do it, big.  $5 million dollars and a percentage of the gross made sure Sylvester Stallone showed up in one of the worst movies ever.  He followed up a hat trick of Victory, Rocky III and First Blood to appear in Rhinestone.  He turned down Romancing The Stone and Beverly Hills Cop for the opportunity.

Rhinestone isn’t so much a culture shock movie about Dolly Parton taking a fresh-mouthed northerner to the south, rather straight up crappy shock.  You shouldn’t really even bother to seek it out in order to view it as a piece of Stallone history.

That would take more time and effort that it deserves.  Even the trailer should probably be avoided.

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