50 Stallone Movies Ranked From Best To Worst

1) FIRST BLOOD (1982)

Stallone heads on into Jerkwater, USA, looking “for something to eat”.  Well, that kinda thing is unacceptable to the local Sheriff who takes Stallone in.  And after a rampaging escape from the Police Department, the hunt is on.  The best Rambo movie, the best Stallone movie and the best manhunt movie.  Rambo is the ultimate weapon, retreating to the wilderness and eating things that’ll make a billy goat puke.

After being pushed by “that king-shit cop”, the Green Beret gets pissed and turns on his pursuers.  Bringing in half the National Guard only serves to madden the veteran.  Stallone looks damned near Terminator-like in his efficiency.  I mean, you just love how within minutes one solitary survival knife is put to all sorts of uses.  Something Stallone later references in Rambo II.  Raw, thrilling and down to Earth.  And the hero doesn’t get away either.  Ground breaking.

And Jesus, it may be the best of the 1980’s over all.

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